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Straight men who always joke about hating their girlfriend are so fucking weird like imagine having a girlfriend and not treasuring and loving her every day smh grow up

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“ And yet, they always put us up against each other in movies, then we shake hands and go “ BUT I LOVE YOU MAN” 

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i know a lot of you don’t give a fuck about latinos issues, but venezuela may or may not be entering in a TOTAL dictatorship tomorrow, and i’m so fucking angry, i’m so sad…i’m not venezuelan i’m argentinian and i’m so angry because we can’t do shit to help our venezuelan friends we can do nothing to help the people from venezuela we can just PRAY that everything will okay and venezuela can kick maduro’s ass out of their country, so CAN YOU [THE REST OF THE WORLD] JUST HELP US, LATINOAMERICA, PRAYING FOR VENEZUELA??? please, i’m losing my shit out here because i don’t have not a single way to contact my venezuelan friend and i’m fucking worried. sorry for swearing i’m really freaking out

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This is creepy as hell holy shit. Mirrors are a fucking tool you dumbasses happy signs don’t tell you if your hair’s straight or if there’s something on your face.

And why only in the girls room? That aspect very much gives off the message that girls are too weak to face life and look at themselves the way boys can.

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…one never forgets the taste of certain tears…

Fyodor Dostoevsky (via goodreadss)

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Here is something: After two men in the Netherlands were attacked while walking home from a party holding hands, straight Dutch politicians everywhere are showing their solidarity by walking around holding hands. 

The top photo is of Dutch leader of the Democrats 66 party Alexander Pechtold and D66 financial specialist Wouter Koolmees; the second photo is of the men from the Dutch Embassy in London; the bottom photo is of the male staff of the Dutch mission at the United Nations in New York. Cute, gents; I hope you’re also working hard to protect victims of hate crimes, create a culture of inclusivity in your communities, and make sure this doesn’t happen again.

(via the Huffington Post)

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Rogue One: A Star Wars Story (2016).

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there have been several bombings across multiple coptic churches in egypt, notably in tanta, cairo, and alexandria. as of writing this, the death count is over 44 with 100+ injured.

egypt has declared a three month state of emergency in response. 

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when i’m married my partner and i will have:

morning sex

afternoon sex

dinner sex

after meal sex

i made pancakes sex

good morning sex

the kids are at school sex

shower sex

bored sex

make up sex

break up sex

monday sex

tuesday sex

wednesday sex

thursday sex

friday sex

saturday sex

sunday sex

there is nothing on tv sex

i love you sex

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Lin-Manuel Miranda & Auli'i Cravalho perform ‘How Far I’ll Go’ at the 2017 Academy Awards

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What was it like when you heard your name and you made your way up to that stage, inside?

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Shout out to google

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- Mark Zusak