misslazarus

[misslazarus]

[misslazarus]

Let's shake things up 🍸

Dirty Laundry season 5 premieres July 15th on Dropout - with a new set, new outfits for Lily, same outfit for Grant, tons of guests, some new cocktails & mocktails, and even some secrets submitted by viewers... 👀

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STOP IT WITH LABUBU!!! STOP IT WITH YOUR PLASTIC SLOP!!!!! STOP!!!

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truly do not understand workplace drama. we're stuck here doing stupid bullshit for 8 hours and you want to make it worse? But on the other hand I love hearing about arguments that are not and never will be my problem

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ever since I was a little girl I’ve been a bitch

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This is cheaper than journaling when you think about it

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what it feels like listening to music and thinking about the character

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A cosmic tribute to my current favourite comment in YouTube history

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“tumblr mutual” beloved friend I would pick up at the airport if y’all visited my home city

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I have always dreamed of interviewers asking basic questions of the killer clowns who run America. I can't believe it took Tucker Carlson to do it.

I’ve heard Cruz talk about deposing “the mullahs” for 13 years straight. During the 2016 GOP primary, he said he wanted to see if “sand glows in the dark.” You’d figure he’d learn some basic facts about the main villain in his moral universe in that time

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we need to be doing everything in our power to acquire and consume tiramisu

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actually complete bullshit that you can get so excited for something you start getting scared. what tigers are we trying to run from bro

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can mutuals DM you?

Mutuals can throw me into a ceiling fan

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My heart is so full tonight

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image i am in love with

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let slip the nips of war

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People on Tumblr love to subvert something that is already subverted and wind up with the normal thing again.