missmatchedducknoodles

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"women are always like—"

"men are always like—"

shut up shut up shut up shut up shutupshutupshutupsHUT UP 🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄🐄 gender essentialism-hating herd of cows running you over

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have the last five years been just a complete blur for anybody else

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season overview: very disappointed at the lack of Dimases in the show, but now I do have a giant crush on Sazz

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I don’t know why but I really thought Grace would be engaged to a woman

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gay and trans people have existed from the beginning of time and they will continue to exist until the end of it and theres nothing anyone can do to change that

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I love how everyone's like 'daniel is a hostage to louis and armand' as if he didn't willingly get on a plane to dubai during a pandemic with an auto immune disease. he has his own room, a personal chef, on call medical care. armand doesn't even want him there

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"light yagami is a misogynist" I say into the mic.

the crowd boos. I begin to walk off in shame, when a voice speaks and commands silence from the room.

"she's right... surprising, for a woman", they say. i look for the owner of the voice. there in the 5th row stands light yagami.

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you RUIN armand's made up stories? you ruin his marriage like the claudia? oh! oh! vampirism! vampirism for daniel for One Thousand Years!!!!

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daniel molloy being a #imwithclaudia girl from the very “she makes you sound like two whiny existential queens” start to the very “everything about claudia from this point on is without written corroboration” end. real recognizes real

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louis meowing and lestat playing an imaginary piano… goddd, these bitches were really made for one another

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I think Armand should be conspicuously missing from the first several episodes with no explanation except eagle-eyed viewers will notice him hidden in the background of every shot with Molloy, like the Haunting of Hill House hidden ghosts.

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I appreciate that iwtv straight up lies to the audience sometimes. just will tell u something one episode as an objective truth and then a few episodes later they're like no lol that was a lie. we were lying to u and u ate it up u loser. we need more shows that will just lie to the audience

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you're a pervert, you're a freak, there's something terribly wrong with you, you need serious help or no one's ever gonna be able to love you. ddo you wanna come over

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do you think lestat has spotify premium on his divorce ipad or do you think he makes himself sit through the adbreaks as a punishment