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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself

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When Ice and Mav get married, imagine they do the first look for each other but when it’s Ice’s turn to see Mav, he turns around and its Slider in a wedding dress. And it only becomes funnier because Ice planned the same thing so when Mav turns around, it’s Bradley in a wedding dress as well. The whole wedding party is just cackling.

But then, Slider and Rooster step aside…

Tom and Pete see each other all dressed up, matching colors, heavy love in each other’s eyes.

Pete can’t help but tear up, and he can see Tom’s emotion being held back just barely.

They then rush to each other, and hug tightly.

“Enough delaying this,” Ice murmurs

The admiral has spoken, and the wedding will immediately commence.

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I love how all of the Batman villains are like “ah he’s not at the manor, it’s defenseless! and then alfred just racks an AK-47 and is like pull up bitch

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WE CAN LEAVE IMAGES IN FIC COMMENTS AGAIN

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quiet.

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 346

Iceman: I only take pictures of beautiful things

Bradley (10 years): Your entire camera roll is just candids of my uncle Mav?

Iceman: Did I stutter?

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I know that some British people take umbrage at Americans calling the Great British Bake Off relaxing, but it's just because GBBO is such a different kind of stressful from American baking shows.

American baking shows will be called something like "Cupcake Knife Fight", there's horror movie lighting everywhere and dramatic stings every 5 seconds. All of the contestants are shit talking each other and fist fighting over the one single deep fryer provided by production. It will show the judges all whispering to each other at their super villain table overlooking the whole kitchen, and one will be like, "Oh my god. Everyone look at Brenda right now. She's straight tanking it." And it will cut to Brenda, who is running around covered in flour and crying and also bleeding for some reason. Then you get a clip from an interview with one of the contestants, and they're like, "I really need to win this. Without this award money, I'm gonna need to close my restaurant, sell my dad, and live out of my car. AGAIN." Then the giant digital doomsday clock overhead lets out a horrid klaxon, the judges tell half of them that their cupcakes taste disgusting, and one of them gets eliminated and sent to walk down the dramatically-lit shame hallway never to be seen again.

Meanwhile GBBO is in a lovely, brightly colored tent, there are delightful and friendly hosts/jesters there to keep everyone entertained, and all of the B Roll is of like... a bumblebee going into a flower, or a lamb running in a field. And yes, there will be moments where someone will mess up their timing or something, and they'll be looking at their bake through the oven door like, "oh gosh I don't think this will rise in time!" Then they stand up to find Paul Hollywood directly behind them ominously. His creepy whitewalker eyes will glow white, and he'll say something like "the 12th of June. 2035. Drowning." And his eyes will go back to normal and he'll walk away. Then the baker gives a playful grimace to the camera and says "that didnt sound great, did it?". Cut to a sweet looking older woman sipping tea on a stool and she says "oo I do hope that Prue enjoys the taste of my sugary, sticky baps!". Then, at the end, someone gets a gold star for doing good, and the loser of the episode gets in the middle of a giant group hug. You see all of them at the end of the series at a giant carnival with their families and the post credits informs you that all of the contestants have become a Partridge Family-style traveling band and stayed friends forever.

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I think they

gay

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I think my favourite headcanons are ones that are so common they're basically canon

Wdym Maverick didn't actually confirm that he found his mum after she killed herself? Wdym he didn't bounce around foster homes after that and that's part of why he is the way that he is. They never confirmed that Mav is really bad at taking care of himself? Whaaaat?

Ice isn't Polish or Russian? His dad's not a revered Navy man who rose through the ranks and expects his son to do the same? His family isn't incredibly loving but goes cold when his dad gets home?????

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transphobic parents will be like "this is my beautiful daughter!" and you see the daughter and he looks like this

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Mav: My expectations were low but holy fuck.

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A good rule of thumb for AI is "would you trust a trained pigeon to do this?"

"We trained a pigeon to recognise cancerous cell clusters and somehow they're really good at it" okay great, that's something that could plausibly be a thing.

"We trained a pigeon to recognise good CV:s and left it in charge of sorting through all our job applications" uh perhaps consider not doing that.

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Unreliable narrators are one hell of an idea. You can just write whatever, and if a reader points out "hey the way this scene happened should not be physically possible if it's done the way this character described it", you can just be like "yeah I don't trust that fucker either."

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day 1 of trying not to think about gay sex

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I don't care what anyone says, I WILL NEVER agree with the decision to have Steven "With You 'Til The End Of The Line" Rogers ABANDON his best friend to go with Peggy. Fuck Marvel for that, respectfully.

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Top Gun - Incorrect Quote 344

Rooster: Do you think when butterflies are in love they feel humans in their stomach?

Hangman: Bradley. Sunshine. Roo. Love of my life. What the FUCK?