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Mariska for Variety's Power of Women

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Mariska Hargitay for Vogue Greece, April 2024

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It's my 15 year anniversary on Tumblr 🫠👵🏻

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reblog and put in the tags if you had to be stuck in one month forever which one you would choose. i think i’d pick september

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sometimes it’s “oh for some reason humans are designed in a way where grief is an eternal process” and sometimes it’s “it was years ago but also next week because my body recognizes how the light falls in mid-april” and sometimes it’s just being toddler-coded to want my mom when i am very very tired

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It’s okay, I wasn’t ready either. RIP me.

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maya angelou saying the funniest thing anyone has ever said about editing, which i can never let myself forget EVER AGAIN [x]

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I'm built different. like incorrectly i think

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forget Resting Bitch Face, I have Resting Competent Face. People see me and think ah yes she can point me to the nearest train station. Fellow grocery shoppers ask if I know what kind of butter they should buy. If a strange man speaks to me on the street it is literally always an inquiry and never a catcall. Once someone randomly asked me what an equinox was and after I told her she nodded and said "you seemed like you'd know." why am I assigned oracle at random interaction

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Fried Green Tomatoes (1991) — 115/365

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Signs and their months on an alignment chart

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saw someone do this with spock and i had no choice

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Apparently when I ask @janetfraiser for what to paint the answer is… Janet Fraiser… probably should have seen that one coming

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Truly the most vital survival tool in fandom is a little group of friends to bitch about bad takes with