did you find out prince philip is dead through a tumblr shitpost or are you normal
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if your teenage years were really boring its just because god wants you to peak as a milf
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Quest: whoso pulleth off this tire of this endangered crocodile’s neck, is rightwise president of Indonesia
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you: hey
me: *turns around and accidentally hits you with my comically long plague doctor mask* what
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i hate how piglet is ribbed like an earthworm
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feeling myself
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had a dream last night that I brought a guy home from college to meet my parents and in the middle of us all having dinner he got up on the table and said “I have an announcement to make” and he rips his shirt off to reveal a giant tattoo of krumping Marge Simpson with text that said “Will you marry me BOTTOM TEXT” and I woke up clammy
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gummy lamas
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Someone buy this man a beer
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HERE’S GRUNKL STAN SINGING “GIANT WOMAN” WITH REBECCA SUGAR ON THE UKE
(beautiful drawing by dana)
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