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le miserable. there's just one of him

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"What were you doing at the devils sacrament" jarking my whole thing off. Next quiestuon.

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hey thanks for calling me your "loyal knight" now i'm horny enough to win any battle

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come back my scarab

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I think it would be incredibly emotionally fulfilling to hit someone in the back of the head really hard with a shovel

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we at the hotel motel holiday inn. if you even give a fuck.

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Keith Haring Gull!

idea from my friend @ TheBirdist on twitter! i'll be selling stickers with all $ going to a new england queer charity soon

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youtube video: can i survive a week in the dark cave with only 5$

the thumbnail: handing 1$ to a centipede

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i show a neanderthal a doom metal album and they understand implicitly. they pick up a bass guitar and start to play it instinctually

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You can survive almost anything through the right combination of:

Bitching and moaning

Hater-ology

Doing a goofy little bit about it

Having a buddy say "that's so fucked up" at intermittent points (you can also be your own buddy)

Destroying the cursed amulet you carry everywhere, why do you even have that thing

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call him bubonic the way he plagues me

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first mammoth to get hit with a spear mustve been like actually fuck you for real

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"it's all in your head" correct! unfortunately I am also in there

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what im thinking about at any given moment

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they call me a master baiter because im very good at worming my fishing hook in a clean and efficient way that keeps the worm attached and secure. what, you thought i was gonna make a joke about masturbating ? hm. how crude. fish army kill them badly