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”Men think about the Roman Empire” “What’s the female version of the Roman Empire” SHUT UPPPPP. SHUT THE FUCK UPPPPPP. AS A WOMAN I LOVE THE ROMAN EMPIRE. AS A WOMAN I LOVE ANCIENT HISTORY AND BATTLES AND POLITICAL INSTABILITY. THE “GIRL VERSION OF THE ROMAN EMPIRE” IS THE ROMAN EMPIRE. IM GOING TO STAB YOU 23 TIMES

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there’s a bee where i go if you meet bees there, no one will know in the springtime, in the sun we can be alone without any bees

all the bees and the bees keep our secret, no they won’t say a word but they watch bees, and they know and they’re happy as they see our bee grow we’ll sit for a while as i drink in your bees it feels like a bee that’s come true my bee starts to buzz and my heart fills with bees over you

baby, can’t you see? you could be with bees we could live inside a garden of bees you could be my bee i could be your bee our life’s like a fantasy maybe set bees free let me be your bumblebee

now the bees are in bloom and you’ve chased away my darkness and bees when the wind blows through the bees and your voice is like a bee in the breeze my bees disappear every time that you’re near the bees seem to run from the sky the thought of your bee sends my soul into bliss i get high

baby, can’t you see? you could be with bees we could live inside a garden of bees you could be my bee i could be your bee our life’s like a fantasy maybe set bees free let me be your-

like a serenade every bee you say has me falling more and more in love with bees like a purdy bee you are oh so sweet every bee is sunny, tastes like honey feel so alive, take me back to the bees

baby, can’t you see? you could be with bees we could live inside a garden of bees you could be my bee i could be your bee our life’s like a fantasy maybe set bees free let me be your bumblebee

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ok nope i can't take this hell app anymore. no option to turn off double tap to like, starting the app every time in the bullshit "for you" tabs that everyone hates, the ads every 1.5 posts even on My Own Got Damn blog, it's all too much. golden age of 2016-2021 has truly passed, yall have fun dancing around in the smoke and the flames

this new thing where scrolling up on an image - yknow, the thing you do to dismiss an image in every app - shows your more from the same tag instead is really annoying. no tumblr, just because someone i follow posted a comic strip i read does not mean i want to go on a deep dive into that comic. i just want back to my dash

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this new thing where scrolling up on an image - yknow, the thing you do to dismiss an image in every app - shows your more from the same tag instead is really annoying. no tumblr, just because someone i follow posted a comic strip i read does not mean i want to go on a deep dive into that comic. i just want back to my dash

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Just fyi the sonic subreddit has been having a very... fun past couple days

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homestuck is an existential horror comic bc "we took your parents, fucked them up even worse, made them about your age, and also now they view you as surrogate role models" is an utterly bone chilling concept

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Could never get a dick piercing. What if I get near a strong magnet and it rips my thang asunder

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learned today that macklemore has a song on his new album called 1984. it makes no reference to the book at all. it’s like it doesn’t even exist. the song is just about dancing at a club . that’s so fucking choice.

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tumblr store just dropped a new big rubber fuckable ass

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Vriska Discourse: Vriska was justified in her actions because by making someone blind and putting someone else in a wheelchair she increased disability representation in homestuck by 200%.

next level vriscourse take

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i cant breathe he just kept on fucking talking

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Dykes I'm curious... what do you sleep in?? I usually sleep in boxers and a t shirt. But if it's cold I throw on pj pants

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does anyone have the pic of kirby inhaling milk straight from cow tits

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ok i just wanna check something.... reblog if you've never watched/opened tumblr live

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[Image: a screencap of a twitter qrt by @feralcannibals. The qrt is a photo of Lee Pace, Mackenzie Davis, Kerry Bishé, and Scoot McNairy from a commercial for season 2 of Halt and Catch Fire. The quoted tweet, by @peppuzy, says, ‘there are only 4 genders ever. slut, loser, babygirl, princess.’]

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