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annabeth: good night

leo and magnus: *dump spiders in annabeth's socks drawer* time to fuck shit up

annabeth, only pretending to sleep: *draws dagger* time to die

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i present to you: oikawa is 100000% a bottom

toru opened his eyes and wrapped his hands around iwa's neck.

"this is seriously magical."

iwa leaned forward on his elbows and lowered his face just above toru's. He could feel his boyfriend's hot breath warming his lips.

"There's nothing magical about this. You're my property."

iwa bent his head and nipped at toru's ear.

"I'm going to do whatever I want to what belongs to me," he breathed.

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oh to be annabeth

oh to be annabeth and be staring down at those dizzy sea green eyes and running your hands down that chiseled chest with your fingers bumping lightly over tanned divets as his breath gets little quicker and you can feel it mixing with yours and his skin gets a little hotter against yours as he locks his hands around the back of your head and pulls you down to him

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magnus: alex literally won't let me touch her it's the most annoying thing

samirah, literally standing six feet apart from amir: couldn't possibly imagine

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percy: don't you just hate it when your mom dates her literary teacher out of nowhere?

leo:

hazel:

nico:

frank:

jason

thalia:

percy: right

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if you hate caleo go to tartarus

"they're toxic" well so are half of the riordanverse ships that yall love, some not even canon but caleo has this:

that. that. THAT.

nothing else- just his name, as if it were magical.

they might break uo and they might not be perfect for each other, but that is real fucking love sir now let me manifest in peace

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dark levesque

this idea needs more appreciation: what if someone hazel loved died (frank, nico) and it was one of the seven's fault?

- hazel glancing in your direction, her eye glints and suddenly you're surrounded by your worst fears

- couldnt she technically envelop all the most powerful demigods (ie. percy, jason, nico) in whatever she wanted using mist? their powers are useless when reality is twisted

- she could have them running for their lives or bring them to their knees screaming all within five square feet

- just imagine them all running around like tiny little ants, crying and falling over while hazel looks on, bored or even better, giggling like a lil fucking cinnamon roll

- she radiates gold like nico radiates the dark, in an atmospheric way, she just starts glowing and you can only really see it when it's dark, but it's nothing like will's. it's medieval, it's ancient, its a gold as rich and eternal as the jewels so far under the earth they're just above tartarus

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can we talk about this art of annabeth and percy

idk what setting this takes place in, but for me it's not tartarus or battle or anything despite the fact that they look beat and injured and scratched up

in my mind it's the mark of athena reunion scene. annabeth says that after being apart for so long without knowing where he was, she didn't know what was more painful: that horrible absence or being with percy again

i feel like this artist perfectly depicted that whether it was intended or not. it's like after holding this huge breath and going numb, both percy and annabeth just exhale and finally feel what it was they lost. like being together again was the only way they could truly understand what had happened to them in being ripped apart. especially for annabeth. and can someone please help me find the goddam artist im going to yeet myself off a cliff i lost the username fucking hell

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octavian: apollo has gifted me with-

will: *anemic supplemented screeching*

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so who wins? underwater kiss or blanket kiss? volcano kiss or chocolate kiss?

"be careful" vs. "I wasn't going to die without doing that"

or

"and it was pretty much the best kiss of all time" vs. "I'll think about it"

i think rick is just a ff writer

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leo hc

leo having a yt channel called bad boy supreme with 10mil subscribers cuz it's a of fail vids in the forge and he should've been literally broiled like a turkey but he's still alive and no one can figure out why

leo livestreaming: hello on this gorgeous tuesday night! before i show you all how to make a flying pantser machine, i'd just like to remind you folks that high school in a nutshell is that it's ten pm on a tuesday and you're grateful because your essay is due at eight in the morning instead of midnight. ditch school, kids. bomb shit instead.

calypso in the bg: leo, it's wednesday. please turn that off and do your essay for partial credit

leo: *shrugs* ditch school, kids. bomb shit inst-

*incoherent screeching* *blurry footage of leo suspended in the air*

georgie cackling somewhere behind the camera: arson

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percy at 3am: one way i combat gender norms is by calling everyone sir

annabeth: shut up and do your homework

percy: yessir

annabeth:

percy: s-sorry ma'am

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oh, would you like 🙈🌸⛄️🍭🍯

or 💍🥀🔪🖤🍸?

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no thoughts head empty just percy

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cha cha cha cha cha

nico: damn son

will: these bitches want some

apollo: hey percy can i, um-

percy: nO BITCH YOU FUCKIN DONT

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*that song from 365 days starts playing*

*zukka moments start flashing*

*fanart start flashing*

*fanfic scenes-*

voicover~

zuko: relax, sokka, i promise it won't hurt that much...

feel better

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just annabeth and ron bonding over their beef w spiders

ron: yeah my brother turned my teddy into one

annabeth: they attacked me when i slept as a child and my mom has beef with their queen mother

ron: i was kidnapped by a clan of mega-house-sized ones

annabeth: i went and found a house-sized one

ron: on purpose?

annabeth: yeah, my mom's owl said so

ron: your mom?

annabeth: yeah, she beat the spider in a competition so the spider called her names

ron:

annabeth: she wasnt actually a spider then, my grandpa turned her into the spider

ron:

annabeth: she also dragged me into hell with my boyfriend

ron: