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does anyone know why youtube videos from 2020 have had that 5y on them lately

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#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

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god forbid i update my boyfriend on what im doing while hes at work

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hey slurt

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ma'am, I'm going to place you on a brief hold while I look for a reaction image

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*scrolling tumblr* hmmm. i agree with the sentiment of this post, but the phrasing feels off to me. it doesn’t really have that Reblog factor, you know? *scrolls* oh good, a post that just says “i jerk off till my penis scrweam” . i better reblog this

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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything

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Kabosu’s owner should legally allowed to execute these people in public.

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jackbox should have an abstain with contempt button

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sorry if i'm gonna be quiet for a while. my country recently introduced laws that make it so that in order to use social media to the fullest (not being able to view ns/fw content and in a few cases, not even having access to dms), i HAVE to give the sites my id/face scan.

it goes into effect july 25th. it'll probably effect here too, since this place allows mature content (tho not full on ns/fw)

i'm very distressed about it bc i might end up not even being able to talk to my internet friends. i don't really have any irl ones

if i have to disappear on most socials by then, you know why.

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My mom: "which one is moomin?"

Me: "the little white guy"

My mom: "so who's the hippo?"

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it took me like a full minute to realise that this was a post that was blocked with my own tumblr filters and not that “this post may contain reddit and american” was the funny post I was like wtf why can’t I reblog this

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rah rah rasputin something something sour cream