mistdad

[mistdad]

I stole all ur wine

... Why?

[mistdad]

kuroboro headcanons as requested :D

when he gets de-mistified, he just. looks like oboro but like 20 years older and his hair's not really white anymore, but the purply-black of the warp gate portals.

will respond to being called both oboro and kurogiri depending on a] the situation, and b] who's talking to him. he probably wouldn't respond to aizawa or yamada calling him kurogiri the same way he wouldn't respond to tomura calling him oboro. it doesn't light up the right wires in his brain for him to register them speaking.

look at this man. this is not a straight man. i am personally a believer that he's bi, but you're free to speculate if you want. also he was definitly in love with both aizawa and yamada as a teenager and you can fight me on that one.

he has a younger sister! her name is amaya and she actually grew up to be a hero - her hero name is loud cloud and her quirk... well, her quirk is kind of just warp gate but clouds. its not listed that way in her quirk registry, though. :)

after the war and everything, kurogiri actually fell into a coma while his brain was coming down from all the months of missed management on his programming. he was unconscious through the majority of any legal trials the remainkng members of league faced.

if i think of any more i will add them :)

[mistdad]

Do you ever use portals simply out of boredom? Where to?

My Warp Gates are not playthings to be used on a whim. I also am not a man that feels boredom very often, but if I did, I suppose it would be nice to visit some places from my past.

[mistdad]

Kurogiri! What have you been up to my friend?

Nothing particularly important. Budgeting our funds, mostly. Do you understand how hard it is to tell Master Tomura that we do not have the funds for more games?

[mistdad]

What happens when there is a really really big blow from wind, would you just go like.. swoosh ?

... I would not just go swoosh, as you put it. The mist moves around much like hair does during a particularly windy day.

[mistdad]

Am I not supposed to answer their questions, Master Tomura? Is that not the whole point?

has tomura ever had a tantrum?

Master Tomura has had many "tantrums" over the years, yes. Best not to call them that to his face, however.

[mistdad]

This is very rude of you.

… @mistdad

[mistdad]

has tomura ever had a tantrum?

Master Tomura has had many "tantrums" over the years, yes. Best not to call them that to his face, however.

[mistdad]

Bro are you dead?

Pls don’t be dead Shiggy’ll be mad🦎

Worry not, I am very much alive.

[mistdad]

🤷‍♂️

Dabi: You two argue like a married couple Mr Compress: Maybe we are married, maybe we're not Dabi: ...Youre joking right? Kurogiri: Maybe he is, maybe he isnt

[mistdad]

ooc post; do yall want a list of my kuroboro headcanons because i think about mist man a totally normal amount

[mistdad]

ooc post; they'll leave mange in charge it'll be fine she's totally an adult-y enough adult to keep the safehouse standing

•🎩Mr. Compress Headcanons🎩•

Compress constantly asks Kurogiri to make him his usual, which is a Cosmopolitan

Compress, Toga, and Magne are the only well-kept ones when it comes to fashion sense in the league (it’s just facts🙄)

You may think his disguise outfit (the beanie and turtleneck) would give himself away because of his signature mask.. but nope, no one is skeptical of him. Yes they might look at him funny, but that’s about it.

It’s common that Compress and Dabi go back-and-forth a lot, but that’s because they have an odd mutual bond with each other.

Him and Magne go shopping together

He treats Toga and Mustard like his adopted children, because they are his adopted children ❤️

Spinner teaches Compress how to play video games. Compress is not good at them, but Spinner still would play with him despite how bad he is

Compress doesn’t like being picked up, especially if the one picking him up is Muscular (I can totally see Muscular picking him up just to fuck with him, meanwhile Compress is screaming in terror LMAO)

Compress and Dabi play chess sometimes. Dabi gets pissed that Mister wins all the games, so he burns the chess board while Compress is smirking evilly under the mask

Despite Twice being a year younger than Compress, Compress calls him a young lad while he calls himself an old man. How does that logic even work??

He likes getting approval from Shigaraki

Compress calls Mustard “My boy” like the proud and supportive father he is ❤️

Compress is bisexual!! That man is not straight!!

Compress does drag (with the help of Magne and Toga), his drag name being Ms. Compress

Compress owns one of those sexy bunny costumes, but no one knows because he makes sure no one does.

There’s a lot of things I have for him soo I’ll make a part 2 at some point >:]

[Tags of the league mentioned: @dusty-handyman @mistdad @little-sis-toga @dabis-blueflame @spinner-the-gecko @must4rdmha @bl00dymerder @magnetic-sister @duality-in-spandex]

[mistdad]

ooc post; get them a date night when?? they deserve a break actually

•🎩Mr. Compress Headcanons🎩•

Compress constantly asks Kurogiri to make him his usual, which is a Cosmopolitan

Compress, Toga, and Magne are the only well-kept ones when it comes to fashion sense in the league (it’s just facts🙄)

You may think his disguise outfit (the beanie and turtleneck) would give himself away because of his signature mask.. but nope, no one is skeptical of him. Yes they might look at him funny, but that’s about it.

It’s common that Compress and Dabi go back-and-forth a lot, but that’s because they have an odd mutual bond with each other.

Him and Magne go shopping together

He treats Toga and Mustard like his adopted children, because they are his adopted children ❤️

Spinner teaches Compress how to play video games. Compress is not good at them, but Spinner still would play with him despite how bad he is

Compress doesn’t like being picked up, especially if the one picking him up is Muscular (I can totally see Muscular picking him up just to fuck with him, meanwhile Compress is screaming in terror LMAO)

Compress and Dabi play chess sometimes. Dabi gets pissed that Mister wins all the games, so he burns the chess board while Compress is smirking evilly under the mask

Despite Twice being a year younger than Compress, Compress calls him a young lad while he calls himself an old man. How does that logic even work??

He likes getting approval from Shigaraki

Compress calls Mustard “My boy” like the proud and supportive father he is ❤️

Compress is bisexual!! That man is not straight!!

Compress does drag (with the help of Magne and Toga), his drag name being Ms. Compress

Compress owns one of those sexy bunny costumes, but no one knows because he makes sure no one does.

There’s a lot of things I have for him soo I’ll make a part 2 at some point >:]

[Tags of the league mentioned: @dusty-handyman @mistdad @little-sis-toga @dabis-blueflame @spinner-the-gecko @must4rdmha @bl00dymerder @magnetic-sister @duality-in-spandex]

[mistdad]

ooc post; us 🤝 these are their children actually. also us 🤝 look at this man he is not straight.

•🎩Mr. Compress Headcanons🎩•

Compress constantly asks Kurogiri to make him his usual, which is a Cosmopolitan

Compress, Toga, and Magne are the only well-kept ones when it comes to fashion sense in the league (it’s just facts🙄)

You may think his disguise outfit (the beanie and turtleneck) would give himself away because of his signature mask.. but nope, no one is skeptical of him. Yes they might look at him funny, but that’s about it.

It’s common that Compress and Dabi go back-and-forth a lot, but that’s because they have an odd mutual bond with each other.

Him and Magne go shopping together

He treats Toga and Mustard like his adopted children, because they are his adopted children ❤️

Spinner teaches Compress how to play video games. Compress is not good at them, but Spinner still would play with him despite how bad he is

Compress doesn’t like being picked up, especially if the one picking him up is Muscular (I can totally see Muscular picking him up just to fuck with him, meanwhile Compress is screaming in terror LMAO)

Compress and Dabi play chess sometimes. Dabi gets pissed that Mister wins all the games, so he burns the chess board while Compress is smirking evilly under the mask

Despite Twice being a year younger than Compress, Compress calls him a young lad while he calls himself an old man. How does that logic even work??

He likes getting approval from Shigaraki

Compress calls Mustard “My boy” like the proud and supportive father he is ❤️

Compress is bisexual!! That man is not straight!!

Compress does drag (with the help of Magne and Toga), his drag name being Ms. Compress

Compress owns one of those sexy bunny costumes, but no one knows because he makes sure no one does.

There’s a lot of things I have for him soo I’ll make a part 2 at some point >:]

[Tags of the league mentioned: @dusty-handyman @mistdad @little-sis-toga @dabis-blueflame @spinner-the-gecko @must4rdmha @bl00dymerder @magnetic-sister @duality-in-spandex]

[mistdad]

as kurogiri have you ever tried to touch your face threw all that mist?

If your asking if I have a face underneath all the mist, the answer is yes. The mist transfers many sensations, so I see no need to try and touch my face.

[mistdad]

You think I know? ( laughs ) Who cares?

Oboro... Kurogiri...

Shouta?

[mistdad]

Shouta. Shouta. It's me.

Oboro... Kurogiri...

Shouta?