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And in a weird twist of irony, Fearne is in trouble with the law for reasons that aren’t related to her extreme kleptomania

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Travis: if I play these really old characters no one will want to romance me

Ashley Johnson: Bet

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Imogen: Not exactly a hardened criminal, are you?

Fearne: I'm not any kind of criminal.

Imogen: What do you call stealing?

Fearne: A hobby.

Fearne: Which I do not partake in.

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That’s a cool name.

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reason 193839 why you should watch cr when you have the time: STARING BATTLES

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Can I also point out there’s no posted sign saying “No Trespassing” or any fencing at all? These people are just walking in! Not my department.

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Hey, hey, hey! This is a crime scene! Yes, a crime scene that I made.

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i love how both yasha and fearne use "i'm joking" all the time, but with yasha it's "oh my joke didn't really land time to overexplain and/or bail" and with fearne it's "based on everyone's reaction i just said something morally appalling so haha jk guys!"

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breaking news: nonlocal 6 ft. tall fawn woman finds tiny, little robot; thinks they’re neat!

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If you want, you can pour it inside my body. And I’ll just have it like a thermos for later.

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Ashton : What time is it ?

Fearne : I don’t know, pass me that sax and we’ll find out

Fearne: *plays sax loudly and out of tune*

Imogen: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE SAXAPHONE AT TWO IN THE MORNING ?

Fearne: It’s two a.m.

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what.

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if I want to

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Fearne is your cat when you close the bathroom door to poop.

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