misterfireflies

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❤️ this guy. He doesn't know what a president is. He doesn't know what religion is. He doesn't know about nuclear weapons, guns, or any other thing that little boys with fragile egos use to justify subjugating the masses. All he knows is that he wants is to love and be loved. We should all strive to be as wise as our furry friends. Imagine what we could achieve if we all were so hyper-focused on joy...

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Me, to the world: lolbye

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Obligatory "after" photo.

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I feel like it's been too long since I've posted a photo of these two

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A Herculean task awaits me (-.-;)

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Normal, responsible adult logic: Me: I love my SG, but it's fragile and I wish it had a Bigsby. Also me: I should get another SG and install a Bigsby! 👌🏻 (Bigsby pics coming soon)

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New billboard day! Finally, I don't have to go all the way to the internet to feel bad about my life choices. I just have to look outside... 🐔😩

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don't ever take sides with anyone against the family

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same

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I've always thought Method has good branding, but this latest campaign seems a little too meta... 🤔

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I think in "Fate/Stay Night But With Dogs," this is the Rin...Tin Tin route? 🙃🙃

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Editing phonemes is my new pastime. I kicked my vocal chords out of Fireflies and hired Miku as their replacement.

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Hmmm..I, uh, don't think that's how that goes 😓

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If I was a sixties band, it would be The Sandpipers. Unabashedly uncool, uniquely unremarkable, and above all else, dedicated to pedestrian pleasantness...in short: milquetoast.

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missing the vibe of 2007

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Snowflakes falling on your face A cold wind blows away the laughter from this treasured place but in our memories it stays.

This is where we say farewell and the wind, it feels a little colder now. Here, time's run out like a spell, but laughter's our vow

This is where we saw it through. Thick and thin - this friendship, it was built to last. Here, we swore that we'd be true to bonds that were forged in our past

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Do you mind running that last bullet point by me again? 🤔