mistermythosaur

[mistermythosaur]

I need to start playing some more RPG Maker games, like Ib, OneShot, and even Ao Oni. If nothing else, I should put all my energy into

playing OFF.

[mistermythosaur]

based shadow

[mistermythosaur]

libsoftiktok going after a beloved inventor furry for some reason

if you're wearing a fitbit, you're using spottacus's technology. be grateful.

[mistermythosaur]

Superman isn't woke. You're just so evil that you see a man doing acts of kindness and you think it's a targeted political agenda

[mistermythosaur]

[mistermythosaur]

Affirmations for you and your trauma filled girlfriends

[mistermythosaur]

to me the absolutely funniest part of cunk on earth is the fact that every single scientist without fail says "not as far as i'm aware of" instead of "no" whenever she asks them the most insane question possible.

i dont know how much of that show is scripted but i think their reactions are genuine (?) and like. that's what scientists are really like. it's hilarious. all my uni professors do the same thing, they word every negative response as a "well sounds wrong to me but idk bro maybe i just haven't read about it yet so. whatever".

if there is one thing we hate it's definitive answers.

[mistermythosaur]

I couldn't find this so I had to make this happen again myself. Anyway, have fun.

[mistermythosaur]

Ive been employing the east coast version of "let go of what does not serve you" which is something like "well whats this shit doing for me anyway"

[mistermythosaur]

Pigeon Comic 44 - Under Pressure

Stay coo’, pigeon army.

[mistermythosaur]

the cops at the LAPD training center were handling unexploded ordinances when the explosion occurred and killed 3 of them. it was the SEB. they’re reporting on this like this is suspicious criminal act or a potential terrorist attack or brave line of duty fatalities when in all likelihood it was an act of gross incompetence. lol.

[mistermythosaur]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[mistermythosaur]

yeah sex is alright but is it as good as the 2006 action-adventure game okami? didnt think so bub

[mistermythosaur]

dragons enslaving humans

[mistermythosaur]

are we not feeling very pious today, brother lionel

[mistermythosaur]

I have never seen someone escape the cycle of suffering and reach true and perfect zen the way that one of my D&D players, an honest-to-god tenured college dean and professor, does when he inhabits his 7 INT bardlock elf prettyboy. Brain goes in a jar on the shelf for two hours. Nothing between those pointy ears but one jingle bell rolling back and forth. Refers to his patron as his "sugar mama" and That Warlock Cantrip as "Elvis blast." You can SEE the player knowing and suspecting things and gleefully not acting on them. I love it so much. Next week I'm gonna see if I can bait him into fucking a vampire milf. I bet it'll work

[mistermythosaur]