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Poorly drawn Tower Duo

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Well you should’ve named yourself something else then

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Breakfast Burrito With Scrambled Egg, Chorizo, and Refried Beans Recipe

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Is this how you roll?

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Important News

He's gone

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Rewatching gravity falls rn and this is one of my favorite jokes in the entire show

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all things said abt les misérables "cop who experiences one (1) moral conundrum and then promptly kills himself" is like objectively one of the funniest characters you can have

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groups of people of varying heights really dont poke their heads around doorframes like they used to

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(via shepherdmakestiktoks)

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thinking about edvard munch's "The Sun" (1911)

like yeah thats how it feels. thats what it feels like to exist sometimes. he gets it

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girl you need a shot of b12

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What’s up late night folks? Here’s an eerie shot I took down a pitch black road in the middle of the night

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you guys want to know a secret?

of course you do

For context, I’m actually a Reddit refugee. I’m actually still on there because I love making bait posts and fake stories (things along the lines of “I think cereal is better with water instead of milk” or “AITA for crashing my (M24) friend’s (F25) car after she told me I could?”). I have five Reddit accounts (to keep it believable). I’ve been on the front page of the site three times. I’ve basically cracked engagement.

I have extraordinary Reddit karma. And I say this with deep shame. I would not have told you this humiliating fact about myself if it wasn’t necessary to pass on this information.

Once you get enough Reddit karma, you start getting invited to secret Reddit societies for elite high-karma Redditors.

This is not a joke.

They all have rules along the lines of “do not make outsiders aware of The Secret Reddit Society or you’ll be excommunicated”

They just hang around and talk about how much Reddit karma they have

Again, I am NOT making this up

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This is what Rasputin would've wanted.

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Qué satisfaction!!

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hillary clinton spent her entire life trying to become the first female president with the singular bloody-minded devotion of a ming dynasty court eunuch and kamala harris just ambienposted her way to the top