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chillin on a Saturday night

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"WHY ARE YOU SHIPPING A VAMPIRE WITH THEIR VICTIM 🤮🤮" is. is that not the point of vampires.

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My side hustle, Children's Librarian, is in the books, too.

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wait you understand that kinks are ok because they're fantasies that make you happy right? you all get that you don't need to have trauma for your kinks to be okay? right? like none of you think i witnessed a tragic accident on the pool toy assembly line right?

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Today’s fish thing are these sardine paper clips!

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Can’t wait to not sleep at all on September 11th

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Anyway I like how Chattopadhyaya put it when he said Jesus wasn’t any kind of socialist (because there’s no evidence Jesus ever thought that hard about how society works) but he did have a rudimentary critique of property. Siddharta was similar and Chattopadhyaya compares their respective early movements by saying Siddharta had the more robust theoretical critique though Jesus’ earliest followers may have had a more radical praxis in terms of setting up communities. In both cases however their respective founders critiques of property and implicit critiques of class would be undone by the introduction of monasticism which transformed a critique of society into a spiritual discipline reserved for a small group of spiritually-elite people

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I know it's just his voice and his face, but no one sounds more unhealthy and mentally unwell than RFK Jr.

RFK has zero scientific literacy and has no qualifications.

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marchers at the annual commemorative march for the stonewall riots, new york city, june 29, 1975.

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If you think withholding water from millions of people is okay for any reason whatsoever then you're a little fascist bitch.

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if i had a time machine, first thing id do is obviously kill hitler. even if germanys fascism was caused by complex socioeconomic factors itd still be worth doing for the bit. then id go even further back to the early 20th century and become one of those old timey bank robbers, when they had names like 'pretty boy floyd' and 'baby face nelson' and id make sure people knew me as 'sweet baby ray' just to see how it fucks with barbeque sauce history

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the weed dispensaries should ask if you would like to round up your purchase to donate to PBS. and if you say yes you get to scan a QR code that gives you 30-day free access to the full run of antiques roadshow. this is how drugs can win the war on drugs again.

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