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If you are scrolling through your dash and you are sleepy. Put your phone , tablet or laptop away and sleep. Your body and brain needs rest.

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Yeee 15/19!

Buzzfeed says “if you can get at least 12 correct, you’re probably a genius.” Well, I think Langblr can get twelve, easily :P

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What would even happen to you?

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Reminder

Your body isn’t trying to kill you. Your body is trying hard to survive. It has the wrong blueprint, it lost the manual, but it’s trying.

Your body is working the only way it knows how, it is trying so hard to keep you alive. Your body is not the enemy, it is the battlefield.

It’s okay to resent your body, it’s okay to not love your body because it doesn’t function like others do.

But remember your body is fighting hard for you, even when it doesn’t seem like it.

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THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

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The only acceptable reason for this is if this character is actually a demon who seduces men and then eats them. [source]

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Recovery – The Dark Truth

“In order to love who you are, you cannot hate the experiences that shaped you.” ~Stacie Swift.

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reblog this post if you're under 25 and suffering from a chronic illness

I want to see how many of us there are

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*opens tinder*

*sees the name “Brantleigh”*

*closes tinder*

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y’all this looks like a video game character

Found a cat in the woods back in March when it was only like 20 degrees. He was starving. He stayed with me for three days while I volunteered at a Ultra Trail Race. I found someone to take him that would help find his forever home. Just got a photo update and I am weeping. He is so loved. via /r/aww https://ift.tt/2zOaPOh

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Elizabeth and her German Garden by Elizabeth von Arnim, cover design by Alphonse Mucha (1898).

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There are a lot of times I feel like just…flipping the vegan script.

It’s not ‘polyester’ it’s plastic

It’s not ‘vegan leather’ it’s plastic

Its not ‘faux fur’ it’s plastic

Plastic is a pollutant and causes far more damage to the environment both now and in the future than leather or wool.

Please stop telling me that the Plastic Lyfe is the only life, it is not. My leather shoes will last a decade where pleather is lucky to last 12 months. Leather (and wool) decompose and are renewable. Plastic is neither of those.

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That one friend who takes sneezing to a whole new level.

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This is how aluminum reacts with mercury