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not oscar deleting this tweet cause it's 9/11 😭

THIS IS SO FUNNY TO ME???? he's just a silly guy

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now that we have successfully manifested sincaraz calendar slam should we proceed to manifest them playing all 4 slam finals against each other next year

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Blatant double standard.

I find it completely disgusting that tennis allows israelis to compete under their flag. They made russians neutral, but don't do the same for isreal? Just the lack of any acknowledgement about the genocide in Palestine makes me so livid.

Honestly this is exactly what’s wrong with the world. They don’t let russian players even use their own flags but allow israeli to play because ‘not everything has to be political’ like stfu

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Today, watching Sinner and his cold and aggressive gaze whenever he wins a point reminded me for the umpteenth time that these champions, these great athletes are kids. Sinner’s 22, Carlos and Rune 21, yet when they step onto the court they magically acquire 200 years, as if they were the latest reincarnation of the first tennis player ever. It’s incredible, what the human mind is capable of.

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Sinner vs Sonego on the second round?! Madrid Masters why do you hate Italians so much 😭

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Nanami <3

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Lmao accurate

genuinely what happened in the first quarter of the draw??

(credit to @advantage-sinner for the idea)

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AAAAAAAAAAA

Carlitos and Luca, 2017🤍

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BABIESSS

might cry 🔨🦊 x

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one (1) person said they wanted to hear more about the alex de minaur jannik sinner narrative so here we go

it is 2019. your name is alex de minaur. you are 20. you are seeded first in the atp next-gen finals, you have three actual atp titles, you're ranked 18th in the world, and you're an aquarius man; consequently, you are somewhat full of yourself. you wear tennis gear with your ridiculous nickname on it. you speak spanish every two seconds in the documentary, because you must show off. you believe you are, by all rights, The Main Character.

then this skinny italian wild card pops up and destroys you.

okay. that's fine. embarrassing!!! but fine. whatever. we move on. he's cool! you're friends! let's keep going. at the end of 2020, you run into him again in the sofia quarterfinals, where you take the first set and then he destroys you again. with a breadstick to really rub it in. he goes on and wins the whole thing, which means he wrecked you on his way to his first-ever atp title. fine! okay. whatever.

it is 2021. you don't see him again, which is just as well, because you have a soaring high and then a terrible low (string of r1/r2 losses). you drop to 34th in the world; meanwhile, jannik sinner has spent the year going from 37th to cracking the top 10. things are not looking great.

in 2022, you make it to the third round of the auso for the first time, where you meet—guess who—jannik sinner. again. you're starting to get really tired of this guy. he knocks you out of your home slam. thankfully you have a relatively successful year afterwards, climbing back up the ranks.

it's 2023! this will be your year, surely. you kick it off by winning your first 500. the sunshine double doesn't go great but you do brilliantly at queen's club and los cabos, only losing in the finals to top 10 players. then.... Canada.

you beat fritz. you beat medvedev. you make it to the final of a 1000 for the first time! and then jannik sinner is there in all his ginger glory, and, well. you know how this is going to go. bye-bye first 1000 title, hello increasingly miserable h2h. you start wondering if you're going to be there for all of this guy's career-defining wins. you start wondering why the hell it had to be you specifically. this is getting ridiculous. because now it's 2024 and he won the whole entire australian open and then to really seal in the whole thing he had to go and beat you, specifically in rotterdam to make some more history.

and like, you guys are friends. pretty good friends, actually. you played doubles once and it was hilarious!! but also, consistent and absolute annihilation??? seriously???

in summary i find their friendship absolutely mindblowing. alex de minaur you must be the nicest person ever because personally if someone did me like this i would spend my entire life trying to blow them up with my mind

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I'm actually in love with Casper btw

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You go girl!

Jasmine Paolini winner of the WTA 1000 Dubai Open 2024 🏆💗

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They tried :,)

love my failed doubles partners 🫶

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Too good

tennis players + text posts part 1/? (part 2)

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This, this this this. 🫡

the carota boys will be at the atp finals (x)