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unknown forces compelled me to draw this

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When you blow the Horn of Valere and start telling everyone about it and even have a portrait painted of yourself holding it.

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all I could picture when re-reading this part

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telling my kids this was jesus and judas

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When I said I was going to draw them in the style of Helen Oxenbury… I actually meant that. 😂

Check out my watercolour brushes for Procreate: https://jennydolfenart.gumroad.com

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The Way of Kinks (Book One of The Pornlight Archive)

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😌🤲✨

Something for Valentine’s Day.

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the problem is that I want to know everything in the world but also I can't seem to do my laundry when I'm supposed to, rendering me absolutely useless

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I was kind of expecting this before shallan met her mother

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stormlight animatic collab with @duckngk!! (I drew the kaladins, they drew the wonderful adolins)

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nobody is immune but some of you are… concerning susceptible… 😟

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Not gonna lie to you, if i had a shard blade i would be swinging that shit like god damn wii sports resort sword play. Fuck stances. Wtf are you going to do when i come at you flailing the insta kill stick

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I'm sat playing video games when my mum frantically knocks on my door and comes in and says

"JASNAH'S DEAD!?!"

to which I pause the game, take my headphones off and say:

"yeah mum, I'm sorry about that."

"but is she really dead? or is this another kelsier all over again?"

"she's really dead mum, like super dead, not coming back dead, gotta give Shallan more trauma dead."

"but, I thought she was a main character, but now there's just Elohkar the Wetwipe King"

"yeah mum, sando is brutal"

welcome to gaslighting my mother while she experiences Stormlight for the first time. She loves Kaladin the most and finds Syl wonderful. She forgets Dalinar's name all the time, and calls Adolin, Alladin all the time. SHE'S EXCLUSIVELY LISTENING TO THEM SO SHE REALLY HAS NO EXCUSE FOR FORGETTING OR SAYING THE NAMES WRONG.

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so my mum has been listening to way of kings (at my request) and she's loving it and she's just got to the end and text me:

petition to call Kaladin the Canadian from now on??