misunderstandings-georg
misunderstandings-georg
incomprehensible inconclusive incompetent
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Hamb (Kaye-Emma for short) / 27 / bratz doll voice im so depressed i can barely bring myself to follow the arrow thats pointing towards the smoothie bar
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misunderstandings-georg · 8 hours ago
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misunderstandings-georg · 8 hours ago
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quick! i poisoned you and the only antidote is heavy kissing and tongue sucking
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misunderstandings-georg · 8 hours ago
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Dance Theatre Of Harlem On point Photographer: unknown
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misunderstandings-georg · 8 hours ago
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ohh i get it.. i'm perverted and unwell and depraved
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misunderstandings-georg · 8 hours ago
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And here you can see where we decided to put little pepperonis all over the plane so it would taste better
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misunderstandings-georg · 9 hours ago
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misunderstandings-georg · 9 hours ago
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personally think i should be lusted after at all hours but what do i know
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misunderstandings-georg · 9 hours ago
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have you guys heard of noodles? that shit is thick or thin depending
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misunderstandings-georg · 9 hours ago
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my teeth were perfectly designed to tear abd rend the soft white flesh of the gentle beast known as the mozzarella
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misunderstandings-georg · 9 hours ago
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Oh, okay. I see. You think this has nothing to do with you. You go to your closet and you select out, oh I don’t know, that gaslight gatekeep girlboss meme, for instance, because you’re trying to tell the world that you think modern feminism has been co-opted by corporations. But what you don’t know is that that meme is not from Instagram, it's not from Twitter, it's not from Tiktok, it’s actually from Tumblr. You’re also blithely unaware of the fact that in January 2021, Tumblr user missnumber1111 posted, "today's agenda: gaslight gatekeep and most importantly girlboss." And then I think it was a-m-e-t-h-y-s-t-r-o-s-e, wasn’t it, who reblogged it with an image of the phrase edited over a piece of "Live, Laugh, Love" wall art? And then gaslight gatekeep girlboss showed up in the feeds of eight different Twitter repost accounts. Then it filtered down through Instagram and then trickled on down into some tragic “alt side of Tiktok” where you, no doubt, fished it out of some clearance bin. However, that meme represents millions of notes and countless Tumblr users and so it’s sort of comical how you think that you’ve made a choice that exempts you from Tumblr when, in fact, you’re wearing the meme that was selected for you by the people in this room. From a pile of “stuff.”
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misunderstandings-georg · 10 hours ago
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context: i was just born today and im trying to learn about the world i hope you can help me. whatever you say i will take to heart completely and live by for the rest of my life
thank you for voting
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misunderstandings-georg · 10 hours ago
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ripleys you dont even wanna know
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misunderstandings-georg · 10 hours ago
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this tweet is on par with “omg you people can’t do anything” in terms of how it changed the way i think and move about the world because now when i tell people i’ve only had my doppio espresso i hear this tweet word for word
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misunderstandings-georg · 10 hours ago
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WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO
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