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warning signs

(will be a riso print)

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a great rack comes with a sophomoric bully complex. a perfect ass on the other hand is a workman’s pride and the joy of the neighborhood

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still not over this.

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Camie Staros, Narcissus in Love, ceramic, acrylic, wood, laminate, powder-coated steel, water, aquatic filtration system, grow light, seiryu stone.

Courtesy Alain Truong

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when me and my boyfriend make meals we have a tradition of sending each other unappetising off-centre photographs of them in poor lighting. we call this "wikipedia food".

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my humble first attempt at a murderbot. i think i accidentally took 400 billion creative liberties but that's ok <3 i hope the fandom accepts my offering. please vehicular manslaughterbbot fandom im.baby 🙏

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Dangerous Creatures theme - My Computer

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ASSORTED THOUGHTS ON THERMODYNAMICS multi-color linocut tetraptych process under the cut

patreon | tip jar

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being on doxxing terms with a tumblr mutual is kinda funny like we met at yaoi university and now an year later we both know each other's exact locations

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in my lab concocting novel and strange strains of heterosexuality that will horrify and entrance you

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I asked for a part number and they screamed

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every time someone appends the dumbest take imaginable to one of my posts and I click through to their blog to find a full menu of 0 note nothingburgers and I gracefully decline to put them on blast because it would feel like sending a wayward ant before the hague I should get a little kibble treat and a good grade on the big clipboard those labcoat guys are always filling out. just imo

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Make sure you spend $4000 this summer on iced lattes and pasta salad from the cafe

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Did you know you can just go on Craigslist and buy a trebuchet?

Yeah, some rich dude had a collection of them. Basement full of siege weapons. Classic hoarding problem: I guess he kicked it and his family doesn't want them. They're cleaning out his trebuchet collection. Putting these giant war machines up at cut-rate prices. Honestly, looking at the pictures, I'm not even sure these are replicas.

Trent – you remember Trent, from college? – went down there and talked them into giving him one of the little ones for $60. Sixty bucks! I know! It's still big enough to chuck a Coke can full of rocks about half a kilometre. Government forgot to put it in the firearms code, too, so he can take it wherever he wants and the cops can't say shit.

Man, listen to me talk about trebuchets. I didn't even remember that it's insensitive to you, because your dad died in the 1300s during a prolonged siege of Stirling Castle. I'm sorry, it's so easy to forget with how busy life is now, not like when we were kids. You know what, I bet that dude's estate sale has a lot of regular-ass catapults too. Just as much fun without the harrowing memories. Let's go on down there this weekend, pick up some toys, and see if we can wreck Trent's Chevy Malibu from the other side of the lake.

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coyote in sagebrush steppe, by Matt Lavin.

found on wikimedia commons

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crafting a plane launcher with chopsticks by 小小折纸手工

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maybe straight people should get together in 2 men 2 women four-member units to maximize yaoi and yuri potential. The boys can kiss for the girls to watch and the girls can kiss for the boys to watch.