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a dripping gooey masterpiece

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my shitty contribution to society

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divine b00bz

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One of my favorite genres of post

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Some Requests I took on the New Blood Discord. I'm open to requests here too ngl just don't ask for dubious stuff I've had like 2 people jokingly ask me to draw Gabriel pregnant in dms. I WILL NOT DRAW THAT!!!! ULTRAKILL YOURSELF L!!!!

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drew some birds for class

wait a minute thats not a bird

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splay the gore of your profane form across the stars

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this was only going to be a sketch

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this is like the dumbest thing in the world to write about a 24 yo with zero children who set out on a ridiculously dangerous expedition to record animal behaviour in the wild

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Jeremy from Phineas and Ferb is like the best fictional boyfriend ever like he never judges Candace for her insecurities. Candace tries to change herself for him? He pretends briefly to act like he loves this new version so she realizes for herself that wait, he loves her just the way she is. She worries that Jeremy doesn't really care about her because he's never given her a nickname? He simply tells her that he likes the name Candace, because it's her name. She asks him why he loves her? Not only does he not tease her or make her feel bad for asking, he goes out of his way to sing a whole song about why he likes her. Before they were officially in a relationship, he flirted with her by getting his uncle to rename the grilled cheese in his sandwich shop to "the Candace special". Who even does that. Candace loved it

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I don't need to explain myself.

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After the occupation, the princess was confined to the palace.

Once a month she'd be taken on a walk around the city, heavily guarded of course, to show the people that she still lived. It also served, of course, as a reminder of what they stood to lose if they made trouble. The princess did her best go wave and smile and give the people what encouragement she could.

The rest of the time, her life was spent in musty rooms and dusty towers. She filled most of her time scouring the castle for materials which she would sew into more and more elaborate outfits, which she would show off on the days when she was allowed outside.

Indeed, the public loved their princess and her dresses so much they'd often sketch or paint them along the route and pass the images on so that all could see the princess at least was well.

This pleased the occupiers for two reasons. First: it kept the princess out of trouble. Second: it gave them a reason to sneer and they did love a good sneer.

"What a vain creature she is!" They would remark.

"Doesn't even care we murdered her brothers so long as she gets enough satin to make her little dresses!" They squawked.

This was unfair, of course, for to call her creations "little dresses" was to call Queen Murderfun the Needlessly Genocidal "a tad piquey". Her dresses were gravity-defying wonders lace and pearl. They were thunderstorms captured in velvet and waterfalls summoned in silk. She was a wizard with silk.

Still, she bore their mockery with a tight smile and careful deference.

"Please, good sirs, my home, my people and my city now belong to you. Let me keep, at least, this one last joy."

And they sneered and they crowed most unpleasantly, but they let her keep her sewing room.

Of course, they would have known their mockery to be doubly unfair had they realised the true purpose of the princess's elaborate designs. For hidden in the intricate embroiderings across her gowns, jackets and fans, the princess had encoded secret (and very detailed) messages. When she would go on her monthly walk, the city's loyalists would line the route, sketching down the patterns to decode later.

Thus did the princess transmit all the occupiers' secrets (unearthed while supposedly 'searching the castle for old fabrics') to the city and thus did she build her resistance.

On the day the revolution finally came, she girded herself in armour of thick spider silk and whale bone. She cut a fine figure with a lacy handkerchief in her top pocket and a razor sharp knitting needle keeping her hair up.

As she waltzed through the castle to open the door for her army, the Usurper King tried to stop her and she simply unfolded her handkerchief and showed it to him.

Upon seeing the impossible arcane pattern emblazoned across it, he fell to the floor with blood streaming from his eyes.

She always had been a wizard with silk.

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does anyone know if i can like block sites from appearing in my google images searches??? i keep getting those awful ai generated things with a hand coming out of a man's neck and just straight up not what i was looking for, because this was in a search for "curly hair in medieval paintings". it happens every time i search for anything vaguely art-reference-like and it's so fucking annoying and it clutters my search results so much. i don't wanna add specific commands to the query every time too, what i need is like a browser extension or something

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Free Headers/Dividers Masterlist

If you’re looking to add some graphics to your Masterlist, check out this list! All images are free for you to use - just please consider liking or reblogging 💕 And for best quality, tap/click and open each image and save from there (don’t save from the post itself!)

[Requests are Closed - please read here!]

Masterlist Headers & Dividers

Aesthetic Dividers | Part 2

Navigation & Support

Making Moodboards in Canva

Recent Faves:

— Christmas & Winter

— Stars & Space | Sun

— Stars & Space | Moon

— Stars & Space | Purple

✨(Everything was made in and using Canva - so definitely check that app out if you’re looking to make your own! Here, here, here and here are some tips on using the app / making graphics if you haven’t before!) (and credit is not required but a reblog would be great if you use! 💕) ✨