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love that andrew minyard has been in multiple life-threatening scenarios and yet i thoroughly believe that the only time his life has ever flashed before his eyes was when neil said "why does roland think you're tying me up"

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aftg has rotted my brain so much. watching a college volleyball game and wandering who gave their game to who

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if a book doesn't feel a little bit like a chore or ur not at least tangentially contemplating suicide while reading it its not really a good book. to ME. I need it to push me around like a schoolyard bully but like. intellectually. we need to be engaged in a spiritual battle that im losing

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maybe if that united healthcare shooter knocks out 33 more CEOs he'll be up to 34 felonies and he can run for president...

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every week someone else is new on the internet and it can be you and it could save your life and it could make you money and it could have corporations in your comments calling you cute and sexy and beautiful and isn't that lovely?

i had a nightmare of a future where at red lights and stop signs, an ad would play across the stoplight. advertisers had sold it as "encouraging drivers to pay more attention." i woke up covered in thin sweat, grateful i don't live there yet.

i am playing video games with my girlfriend, make a twitch stream. i am good at makeup, make a youtube. i am good at crafts and mildly funny. tiktok and instagram and brand deal paid partnership.

commodity! make yourself a commodity! in this economy if you land the dehumanization of advertisement that's a godsend. get that bag! chase that coin! good luck paying off your student loans! make yourself a billboard. karl marx crawling in his grave, paint yourself as capitalist hellscape. show your followers. be terribly alone. build an empire of bone.

run, rat! run! but first, check to see if your fur is sleek. for that all-natural glow, check the link in bio.

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back on tumblr to talk about kevin day……he should dress as westley from the princess bride for halloween. saw “i’m not left handed either” and immediately thought of our queen

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happy summer olympics. kevin day has learnt the rules of all the niche sports in the coming week so he can be insufferable when watching the games w his friends and family

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rip henry VIII u would’ve loved situationships

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so no one is going to write a challengers au for andriel? no one sees kevin in tashi?? DO I HAVE TO DO IT?

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Neil Josten moodboard

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neil josten ordering two thai iced teas and a mafia hit on the same page. he is god's perfect babygirl.

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“body horror” not to me. Not if it’s you

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aftg fandom arguing about character's personalities / kevin day has a praise kink

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fuck thea muldani. i hate thea muldani. me and all my homies hate thea muldani.

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I love that scene in tkm where Wymack tells Neil he's going to make him vice captain the next year and Neil tries to politely decline (on the grounds that he'll be dead by then) and Wymack is literally like too bad bitch. This isn't a democracy and i say you're the next captain so figure it out

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KEVIN DAY!

Safia Elhillo, from "Summer," Girls That Never Die.

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Studies and doodles