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more animals (me) with their (my) emotional support plushies
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did u guys know in the 1940s butt plugs were marketed as a cure for headaches, insanity, and constipation?
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last night i dreamt tumblr added like a billion buttons to the mobile app so instead of this

we got this

and everyone just rolled with it but sometimes the wide naruto got too wide and blocked off all the other buttons and people would just post "got naruto'd again :/" and the only way to reset him was to log out and log back in
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Soon we will find him taking protein shakes too
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iโll be chillin and then all of a sudden i literally turn into this thing
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highly recommend keeping a small portrait of a historical figure who met a grisly end on your work desk. for perspective.
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him????!!!
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There is nothing that embodies all my favorite things in a character design more than
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Iโm watching Naruto for the first time and having a blast. Rock Lee I would do anything for you
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SO much about doing well is just not even giving your brain the time to sabotage you. Like deciding to just get started on a task before your brain could conjure up thoughts like โbut thereโs always tomorrowโ โruminate on this pointless thing insteadโ like sometimes you genuinely just have to put pen to paper and do
#this is literally the unfortunate part of your frontal lobe developing#i hate that /I/ actually have to do the dishes#and that folding my laundry/hanging up my clothes right out of the dryer is best thing to do
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shadow the hedgehog taking care of you during your period
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