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@twoditzyhomosexuals heavily obsessed with dan casually telling their friends and family they might have a shotgun wedding one day assuming it was the same thing as an elopement.

dan looking the lesters in the eye while he accidentally insinuates he's going to knock up their son and they're going to have to threaten homicide to get him down the aisle

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meet Venus the Dan VS Phil Board💫

FULL CHARACTER DESIGN UNDER THE CUT:

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obsessed with phil hating being told what to do and getting the ick from anyone with a dominant/authority vibe, whereas dan just yearns for A Dynamic. he's like you can call me master i can call you master i don't care i'm down just please put me in a situation

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thinking abt how when dan and phil played charades in 2017 dan struggled to explain the word "bottom" to phil, and how now he'd literally just do 🫵🫵🫵🫵🫵 and phil wouldve gotten it immediately.

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also we swept right past “he moaned like a femboy”

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Phil in the hotel room:

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“There’s something about Phil’s outfit and they’re like so you’re the wife here yeah?” Only for Dan to come out wearing a women’s blouse is absolutely sending me

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@amazingphil

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the thing with the mullet is dan looks normal when he’s facing the camera and you only get dealt psychic damage when he turns to the side. but he turns to the side all the time cause that’s where phil is

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cunty little fucker isn’t he

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Picture this:

You’re a gym bro named Chad, you take your gorgeous girlfriend named Lou Ann on a vacation to a mysterious tropical place. You decide to book a pontoon experience to have a romantic time together. But on another pontoon 100 meters away a loud obnoxious gay couple arrives. They see you and immediately start gossiping about you. The blonde one dives in the sea like a newborn giraffe and the loud one cheers him on like it’s the best thing he’s ever seen. Then the loud one suddenly becomes very quiet and he starts projectile vomiting into the ocean that you and your lovely girlfriend were wanting to swim in. The loud one starts yelling at the blonde one to get out of the sea. A few minutes later they get picked up by the boat that dropped them off not 15 minutes ago. You’re glad that you and your girlfriend can have some peace and quiet now, only for the annoying gay couple to make a YouTube video about the incident where they publicly call you a 3.

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Gay test

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dan wrapped himself in layers of cynicism as a defense mechanism and then went and found the most earnest relationship on gods green earth

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Phil knows Dan so well and Dan loves it.

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pheminism 🙂‍↕️

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