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🫛 you have time, the peas said so…

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i’m going to burst into tears. such a hauntingly stupid and wonderful phrase to immortalize somewhere. LOOK AT PIttbert!

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every good wrestling faction looks like this

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A new and innovative way to abbreviate Watermelon

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911 is such a mutual in law show. i go look at a mutual in laws blog that im interested in and 3 posts down its 911. all my mutuals are always talking about their mutuals getting into 911. 6 degrees of seperation but its 911 watchers and tumblr users

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youve heard of 'california sober'.. get ready for 'portland monogamous'

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stoned and autistic at a party trying to make conversation: I find the comparative lifespan of organisms so interesting. Spiders are comparatively long lived animals. Female black widows can live up to 3 years but their male counterparts rarely live four months. Some tarantulas live upwards of 20 years. The longest lived spider was around 43 years old when she was cruelly assassinated by a parasitic wasp. Domestic rats have a lifespan comparable to female black widows. To put things into perspective, there are spiders that remember a pre-pandemic world but it is likely every rat on earth was born post-COVID. There could be a spider out there born when Reagan was in office.

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Being the only bi cis guy amongst almost exclusively trans friends and peers is wild because in theory its like im living in a horny manga where all of a dudes friends turn into hot babes, but in reality they are hunting me like the last bison on the prairie. 5 years ago I mentioned bionicle and one of them asked when I was starting estrogen.

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I love media where a bunch of guys go into a cursed place where everything is fucked up, and then one by one they become fucked up. Love their little journals like “Day 28… Hector is worms now. Beginning to question our mission??” 

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u ever have a stress dream so crazy u wake up feelin like scrooge being given a second chance at life

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“People who didn’t live pre-Internet can’t grasp how devoid of ideas life in my hometown was. The only bookstores sold Bibles the size of coffee tables and dashboard Virgin Marys that glowed in the dark. I stopped in the middle of the SAT to memorize a poem, because I thought, This is a great work of art and I’ll never see it again.”

— Mary Karr, The Art of Memoir No 1 (via elesheva)

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everyone always says that the word Q is too early in the alphabet and should be further back with all the "weirdo"s and "freak"s. but take a look at this -> p q. They're twin brothers. Would you seperate twin brothers? Just because one is a little artistic?

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"I think I hauve covid" is sort of the modern man's anime nosebleed

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The thought of her getting a tattoo with a sharpie was rly funny to me

(She/her)

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there used to be this giant book that was shipped to everybodies home whiched doxxed everybody in the city

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sometimes the tragedy of distance is very simple. i want to get groceries with you