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they need to invent the opposite of an nda called an fda where u have to tell everyone everything
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do you hate the French as much as I do?
Woah mama I don't hate anyone except wizards
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one charming facet of tolkien's works is how willing immortals with very odd names are to let mortals come up with nicknames for them that are more comprehensible. you could go your entire life assuming that you've got a pretty good grasp on a wizard and then realise that you'd been introduced to him by a name some cunt whose name history was good at remembering gave him several thousand years ago
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So ........... you just let toskarinfr exist? Isn't that a bit weird?
I hadn't considered it that way before! wouldn't want to be weird
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still one of the things I had the most fun throwing on a relation chart
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it's fun to use parentheticals like little punches in the face. harder to do that in the text proper, only so many ways you can interrupt a sentence, but if you hit someone with something like "sword and sorcery (here to be read as theosophic fantasy)" they're probably going to stall over and read that one again
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don't really care much either which way about food dyes, very much a poison-neutral kind of person, which is to say that if they're not poisonous that's all well and good, but it's fine if they're poisonous too
anyway, I do think the blue one is important, because blue food is our gift to the world as humans. didn't really have that around here before us
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don't really care much either which way about food dyes, very much a poison-neutral kind of person, which is to say that if they're not poisonous that's all well and good, but it's fine if they're poisonous too
anyway, I do think the blue one is important, because blue food is our gift to the world as humans. didn't really have that around here before us
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I thought we were good as gravy, but you just wanted to get your pey wet
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ive SEEN quiet toilets. i KNOW we have the technology.
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