We are the Milton Keynes Zombie Apocalypse Reponse Team, set up in 2011 in Milton Keynes to protect Milton Keynes and its people from Zombie Attack. We are dedicated to providing up-to-date information to the general public as regards zombie-killing and the zombieproofing of households. In the near future we are hoping to expand, creating sister base units in Leighton Buzzard and Northampton.
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Nothing could be truer.
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RUN DON'T WALK
No matter how amazing you think your zombie impersonation skills are, if they figure out that you're fresh & flesh you'll end up running for your life anyway, so why not get a head start?
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It has been proven by science that this music will repel or otherwise injure zombies.
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I urge you all to investigate these claims thoroughly, as non-combatative ways of repelling zombies are always preferable to wading in there with your pitchfork and getting yourself killed.
Remember-
Machetes don't need reloading!
If you can't see the zombie, they can definitely see you and you're probably doomed.
RUN DON'T WALK
Nowhere is safe - only safer
If it looks dead, smells dead, and acts dead IT MIGHT STILL BE ALIVE so shoot it again for good measure - not much point saving bullets for the afterlife.]
DON'T BE A HERO
Next week we'll be tackling things that are wrong with all zombie-themed films. Don't miss out!
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"It is a truth universally acknowledged that a zombie in possesion of brains must be in want of more brains."
Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
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This song could become your life.
Your friends, collegues and family members could be the ones trying to break down your barricades and eat your brains.
Preparing yourself for the emotional turmoil of having to decapitate your granny is something that none of us would ever want to have to do, but it may be so one day.
If you have been affected by this post, please watch Shaun Of The Dead for more information.
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Golden Rule #1 MACHETES DON'T NEED RELOADING
And as Ray Mears will tell you, they are utterly indispensable in a wilderness situation.
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Highly useful information, currently being handed out to local businesses and charitable organisations, although we're working on developing our own, more informative posters.
Speaking of charitable organisations, we highly recommend volunteering with the Red Cross, as First Aid training is vitally important in the event of Zombie Apocalypse. And quite useful in general.
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If you are bitten by a zombie.
You will literally have to do this.
Always have some gauze lying around.
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We are currently researching the possibility of having these highly useful tables at our base unit in Milton Keynes.
Like it? Email us at [email protected] and tell us what you think.
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