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Octopus filmed changing colours while sleeping.
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“My dog loves finding strings for the kitten to play with. He’s the sweetest boy!” (Source)
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garcetti: i hear you, i am listening, and after much consideration, we will cut at least $150 million from the LAPD’s funding. i present to you the new and reformed city budget:

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so cops are dropping out because they can’t haul heavy equipment for 12 hour shifts while dealing with people screaming at them for a couple days? that’s just working retail thru the holidays baybee. no sympathy.
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between the Spartan Program being deployed at the protests and Kpop stans dominating the twitter battle space, this is one hell of a time line were in
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my cat likes being gently scraped with a plastic butter knife like a cute lil fuzzy piece of toast WAY more than she likes any of the grooming utensils or toys i have spent actual money on
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bass guitar is like,, hope you guys dont mind im just going be the sexiest instrument ever and we just! let it!
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I wonder how Kakashi from accounting is doing. I hope he’s living his best life, crunching numbers, and teaching dogs math.
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at first i wanted redd to put the fake venus and nike statues around my town so it would just radiate lesbian energy
now i still want that but knowing that the fake art is super haunted it makes it 100x cooler and sexier
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You know allot of humanity sucks but we have made allot of really good things. Like little flocked teddy bears.
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I’m sorry but Bruce Wayne and Harleen quinzel being in the same med school and they’re friends but no one (not even themselves) are sure how they get along
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