mkultra-dropout2
mkultra-dropout2
Uh yeah, I'm thinking we're so back
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mkultra-dropout2 · 2 days ago
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Movies seem so cool. It would be awesome to watch one someday...
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mkultra-dropout2 · 10 days ago
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mkultra-dropout2 · 23 days ago
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this was a coded transmission concealing information about the positions of american nuclear submarines
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mkultra-dropout2 · 30 days ago
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Annihilate Everything That Exists
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mkultra-dropout2 · 1 month ago
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I'm sand walkin' different
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man, I'm a worm
I'm bitin' the fart bubbles in the axolotl tank, we smokin' Sardaukar
Smokin' that Duncan Idaho, south Arrakeen
Whale fur deluxe, Mega Millions killed, sietch Tabr, Jacarutu
We smokin' sand trout
I'm on twelve Duncan Idahos,
smokin' on bene gesserit dick
We smokin' sandworm banshee boogers
We snortin' that good buffalo sardaukar, tamarind, Geidi Prime jibbies
They must have amnesia, they forgot that I'm the kwisatz haderach
That Seleucis Secondus pack hittin'
That pussy smell like an ornithopter
We smokin' spice in a glass pipe, blowin' the mahdi's bubbles
I'm sick in the head, I'm on them sandworm spliffy
I'm on them Corrine Gеronimos
I'm on them Harkonnen Handgrenades
I lеft my still suit in the Benz truck
I'll have to stunt on them next time
I don't give a fuck if I go blind
I don't need to see the stone burner anyways
I'm high on twelve Duncan Idahos,
lookin' to beat the cum out of a thick, fresh date palm
We're smokin' filtered SPICE, you stupid piece of shit
I'll fuckin' kill you
Call that pussy the spice extract trance because I'm in this bitch and I can't get out
Last guy who ran off on the pack got choked out by some Ixian gloves
The last thing he ever saw was the price tag on them
Slowly faded into darkness and I let the Djinn take him
I need more sandworm banshee boogers
Don't be shy, girl, I love me some sandworm maw
I'm movin' like Feyd Rautha—Haaanh?
Welcome to the spice kingdom, bitch
open up Blac Chani, I'd drink her piss out of another man's balls
My shooter a spice addict, he look like Stiller
You ain't seen ten bands in your life, jit
Reach for my neck, you'll get turned into an example
Y'all gotta stop playin' with me, man
I threw water rings at the strip clubs under the sietch
I pushed the worm through the eye of a needle
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
Tied the ops to the back of a ornithopter and dragged 'em around the block for 24-hours
Motherfucker looked like a Harkonnen reject after we was done with him
Ops wanted some initiative, blew up their entire planet
I'm movin' like Muad'Dib
She dropped that ass on me from an egregarious angle
They thought I was Lisan Al-Ghaib
Top shelf Spice disrupted my circadian rhythm
I have seen the Jihad
I've seen the Golden Path
I was flippin' bricks for The Emperor before y'all even became a type-1 civilization
This shit ain't nothin' to me, you stupid piece of shit
Step the wrong way and you will perish
That pussy feel like the pain box
You think I care about this shit?
Ask me if I care about this shit, 'cause I don't give a shit
If I had a Solari for every time they said I gave a shit, I'd be broke
'Cause I don't give a shit
My bitch look like Duncan Idaho
I balled so hard they thought I was a fuckin' nutsack
This shit ain't nothin' to me, man
I'll jihad you, you stupid piece of shit
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mkultra-dropout2 · 1 month ago
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He was someone's baby once 😭
Homer Simpson was young once and that's what kills me about the whole thing
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mkultra-dropout2 · 1 month ago
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mkultra-dropout2 · 1 month ago
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I could withstand a first gen Ted K bomb this shit is ass.
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mkultra-dropout2 · 1 month ago
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"crash out" already has a meaning which is to fall asleep. cut it out
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mkultra-dropout2 · 1 month ago
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Ancient Frog Society
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mkultra-dropout2 · 2 months ago
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mkultra-dropout2 · 2 months ago
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mkultra-dropout2 · 3 months ago
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mkultra-dropout2 · 3 months ago
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I just be acting like this nigga
I gotta stop bringing up the north Hollywood shootout at work
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mkultra-dropout2 · 3 months ago
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mkultra-dropout2 · 3 months ago
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Dante, by the way, was divinely inspired, and a pagan, and not merely a pagan but a particularly rare kind both in the Italy of his day and among the literate peoples more broadly- an Aztec pagan, as shown by how the very first thing he does, upon ascending to Christian Heaven, is pray to Apollo to flay him alive.
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