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Great Spotted Woodpecker/större hackspett. Värmland, Sweden (June 25, 2024).

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not my usual content but I went to the museum and they had a computer you could use a slider to make smarter or dumber..,

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Because sometimes we all just need to see a guy head-bump a beautiful Beluga whale

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lake wants to kill and gnash and gnash my bones I think

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3d model of Adamski's Ufo! (and a classically out of focus render ^^) I really like this style of flying saucer. its very 1950s, and kinda cute.

This is the 'hoax' version, about 10 inches across, and very close to the camera. I may make a 'real' version later, with more details based on the sketches of the interior published at the time. I wanted to match the original photos and I discovered pretty quickly that I couldn't do that, unless it was sized as a model.

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How is HIV spread?

"HIV is spread through 6 body fluids: blood, vaginal fluids, semen, pre-cum, rectal fluids, and breastmilk. To get HIV from one of these fluids, there are 4 things that need to happen.

HIV has to be present in the fluid. You can only get HIV from someone who is infected with HIV.

HIV needs to be present in a large enough quantity to cause an infection. HIV dies outside of the human body, so things like old, dried blood don’t spread HIV. Likewise, if someone is on treatment for their HIV and the amount of virus in their body is very low, they are unlikely to give you HIV.

HIV needs to get into your body. This can happen if fluids from someone with HIV get into your blood – like through a needlestick, cut, or open sore – or if fluids come into contact with the inside of your rectum, urethra, or vagina. You cannot get HIV from touching things like blood or semen with unbroken skin.

You need to be susceptible to HIV infection. Some things, like taking PrEP to prevent HIV infection, make you less susceptible. Other things, like having an untreated STI, make you more susceptible."

(From Positively Informed: An HIV/AIDS Roundup)

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thinking about noah’s nameless wife takes inventory

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being so fucking worried that a foot fetishist may see your toes and jack off about it that you start censoring your feet online and treating them like a perverted thing and being weird about seeing other people’s feet is fucking weird puritan behaviour and i really wish the general internet hadn’t gotten that far

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immortality as theft (you have to steal life from something else) immortality as parasitism (there is something else inside You that is keeping you alive and you become less of yourself more and more the longer it stays in you) immortality as violence (everything is trying to kill you because everything is supposed to die and the universe will always try to find a way to right the wrong that is You) you understand

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god actually baited us into creating the tower of babel so that He could create His most beloved children: autistic linguistics enthusiasts

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2027: Wizards of the Coast and the American Psychological Association collaborate on the D&DSM, 6th Edition, widely regarded as the worst thing ever published

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rip to all the “fuckyeah___” blogs that carried our society at one point </3

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My friend claimed he could play Flight of the Bumblebee and accompany himself. Then he did this.

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chanting: NORMAL DISTRIBUTION! NORMAL DISTRIBUTION! NORMAL DISTRIBUTION!

Just saw a post asking how tall people are and now I want to make it a poll. Apologies to people in the fringe height categories, you do not get specifics.

I had to consult a chart for this

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I am forever grateful to an archivist mentor I worked with in grad school for some resume advice she gave me and thought maybe others would also benefit from it.

Keep a Master Resume.

This is not the resume you send out. This is a detailed resume of every job (with dates and location, supervisor and location phone number are a bonus) and as many skills/duties/accomplishments you can possibly think of for each and every one of the jobs and education programs you can think of.

She showed me hers, it was about 25 pages long, and formatted exactly like a regular resume for ease. Every time she would learn a new program/skill, she'd add it. Change in title or duties, add it. Complete something big/special/complicated/new to her/professionally significant, she would add it. This way when she went up for a promotion or raise, she had a detailed record of highlights to pick from to show she deserved it. There was no "when was that? Did I submit that last round of reviews?"

Applying to a new job? Pick and choose items from your Master Resume to plug in to the resume or CV you will be sending based on the job posting. You don't need to rewrite it, just cut and paste relevant details.