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Pov you’re the reckless weird girl of jackass

(yes I've done this before idc i love the idea)

Can and will sleep ANYWHERE.

I'm talking on set, in a restaurant booth, the floor of the crew van, honestly has taken a few airport floor naps too.

Always tired.

You probably hate driving.

Passenger/backseat goblin

Carries around a Polaroid camera.

Does a lot of sketchy stuff just for the fun of it.

Probably made out with a few of the boys during parties after a few too many drinks.

(Probably Raab but not Novak you aren’t that risky.)

You’ve also probably punched at least one of the guys for being a dick at the same parties.

You were subjected to several shopping cart related bits with the cky guys in the beginning.

Decorated in bruises scrapes and some questionably done tattoos.

Most of which probably aren’t from filming.

High pain tolerance.

Roommates with Steveo during the early days.

Eventually lived with Bam and Dunn.

^ They were 100% your childhood friends

And part of the reason you’re so wild. (And prob edgy

Ape and Phil love you (like more than they love Knox but don’t tell him)

You're also Loomis’s favorite too

Takes no shit.

Bullies Jeff especially when he won't let you do a stunt.

Somehow loses shoes pretty often.

Like a singular shoe just disappears, so you walk around with mismatched skate shoes.

Always have snacks on you and a lighter though.

DEHYDRATED bc you forget water exists until someone tells you to drink water.

Grungy style. Like bam but not as expensive if that makes sense.

Looks crusty but smells good.

(High chance it’s good cologne instead of perfume.)

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this comment made me take psychic damage

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this comment made me take psychic damage

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this comment made me take psychic damage

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i hope this hasn’t been done before

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Over the moon

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inside out 2 if it was filmed in my head

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Do you think cas and rogue are playing cards in superhell ??

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stop earning advanced degrees i need you to finish your fanfiction

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a twink and a redhead (based off that one peter and mj picture)

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If I was to describe each nu who doctor it’d probably be:

9 The Craigslist Doctor

10 The My Space Doctor

11 The 2014 Tumblr Doctor

12 The Twitter Doctor

13 The Gay Tumblr Doctor

14 The Facebook Doctor

15 The Pinterest Doctor

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"I asked chatgpt-" okay well I asked the island. and it's alive and it told me we are here for a reason we must discover ourselves through the journey the island takes us. nothing in here is coincidence, but it's destiny. the island also told me that this is my purpose, and by the way, we have to go back.