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ok but the most random fuck you from the harry potter movies was professor flitwick’s completely unexplained radical makeover overnight

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The writers of Anne With An E looked dead into the eyes of cowards who would use a 19th century countryside period drama as an excuse to keep the narrative straight and white and said FUCK YOU. YOUR EXCUSES PROVIDE A POOR SCOPE FOR THE IMAGINATION

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cole: you know gilbert has a crush on you, right?

anne: what? no he doesn’t!

cole: sure jan

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y’all know that john mulaney quote “the things crazy people say mean nothing to them but everything to me?”

every time i hear that quote, i think about how i got this light-up pen

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Anne with an E season 1 + the onion headlines

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anne: gilbert blythe?? nah what a jerk what a- [trips] [hundreds of photos of gilbert spill out of pockets] haha these aren't mine i swear im just [gathering them up frantically] just listen- [thousands of pictures of gilbert scatter across the floor] no i hate him- [slips on a pile of photos] I'm just holding them for ruby so she doesn't cry on them- just listen!

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Anne: I do not like Gilbert Blythe! 

Diana: Are you sure? 

Anne: Of course! He’s just so smart and wants to become a doctor just so he can help people 

Cole: 

Anne: And, he brought me a christmas present? Like, who does that? 

Aunty Jo: 

Anne: With his stupid hair and when he looks at me with his stupid eyes 

Marilla: 

Matthew: 

Mrs Lynde: 

Miss Stacey: 

Jane Andrews: 

Anne: Oh my god. I like Gilbert Blythe 

The whole of Avonlea: You don’t say.

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In season 1 when Anne goes to drop off books to Gilbert’s house and his dad answers and he says “your the Cuthbert new charge aren’t you? I’ve heard nice things about you” I was rewatching and I noticed that literally were else would someone confined in bed all day hear about Anne anywhere else that Gilbert. Which means he probably talked about her to him

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ok but gilbert blythe is big dick energy

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sebastian “bash” lacroix the captain of shirbert ship, we welcome you in our family

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a super bad post based on this 

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gilbert, about anne: I know you think my judgement's clouded because I like her a little bit

moody: you doodled your wedding invitation

gilbert: no, that's our joint tombstone

moody: my mistake

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Gilbert: *mentions Anne*

Bash: uh oh, somebody’s in love

Gilbert: yeah right, I just think Anne’s cool. It’s not like I lay awake at night thinking about her

*cut to Gilbert awake at night*

Gilbert: oh boy…

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Gilbert Blythe: Carrots!

Anne Shirley: *hits Gilbert over the head with a slate*

Gilbert Blythe:

Anne Shirley:

Gilbert Blythe: sign me the FUCK up 👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀👌👀 good shit go౦ԁ sHit👌 thats ✔ some good👌👌shit right👌👌th 👌 ere👌👌👌 right✔there ✔✔if i do ƽaү so my selｆ 💯 i say so 💯 thats what im talking about right there right there (chorus: ʳᶦᵍʰᵗ ᵗʰᵉʳᵉ) mMMMMᎷМ💯 👌👌 👌НO0ОଠＯOOＯOОଠଠOoooᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒᵒ👌 👌👌 👌 💯 👌 👀 👀 👀 👌👌Good shit

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anne: youre back

gilbert: haha yea

anne: theres no gold

gilbert: what do you mean youre right here

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The reason why Anne is so adamant on having the same amount of education as Gilbert is because she believes a husband and wife should be equal.

So subconsciously she is trying to make it possible for them to marry.

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*anne does something amazing*

Cole: that’s my future wife

Gilbert: not if I have anything to do with it