mllychen

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It's hard being a single mom of four to eight kids (she's bad at math)

Also self imposed design challenge to design an infant rodent that doesn't look like eraserhead baby

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we're having sex and you pull out at the end to discover your cock is entirely gone, dissolved (ive digested it like a pitcher plant). bye!

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There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

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I Have Found A Solution!

So, obviously classic wizard robes aren’t wheelchair friendly. (Alright, admittedly this isn’t common knowledge and also this definitely isn’t a problem for most but listen, this is a problem for me and I’m pleased to present a solution for it nonetheless.)

The issue is in the sleeves and the length of the robes. The traditional trumpet style allows them to get snagged, dirty, and caught in the wheels.

This is distinctly not an issue with other mobility aids such as canes and crutches, these wizards are fine to carry on with their trumpet sleeves simply rolled up if needed.

Now, one solution might simply to shorten the sleeves and hem to be out of the way, but that looks rather silly so I won’t do that. Instead I propose the more elegant design of a hanging sleeve to maintain that flowy magical feel while allowing for better range of motion.

Honestly I just love the look of hanging sleeves in general and think more people should appreciate them, wheelchair user or not.

In conclusion…

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I haven't seen dancing pumpkin guy ONCE this year, are you guys okay?

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never ask a woman her age a man his salary your mutual how late it is in her timezone when she starts posting about that bisexual man

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HAPPY ODAIBA MEMORIAL DAY (2024)

XXft. DIGIMON ADVENTURE 25TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL VIDEO 🦋

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another option:

turning it into a windows 95 logo is also acceptable.

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would you guys like to see the greatest beanie baby poem ever written

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they call me the hank williams of eating pussy

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This animation without the filter because it fucked with the framerate for some reason (this isn't the intended look otherwise, but bleh)