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wait ok mutuals what do you guys call your parents???????

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…this is about the best sentence mix I’ve done. And that’s because all I had to do was cut the middle out of “fine-looking.”

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can you keep up?

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LOVE TOGETHER 25 YEARS

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currently losing it over this picture

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(Reblogs appreciated!) A very specific rarepair that I go insane over sometimes

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Your honor my client was not “cheating on his wife” he simply was having a “quick yaoi break”

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currently:

611 days has passed without whipped cream being playable in cookie run kingdom (kingdom released on january 21, 2021)

1,643 days has passed without whipped cream being buffed (he was never buffed.) (his release was on march 26, 2018)

1,061 days has passed since whipped cream has last received a costume (night of reverie was released on october 29, 2019)

850 days has passed without whipped cream receiving a title (titles were introduced on may 27, 2020)

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you know how it is with captain underpants

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yo twitter stans using she/her for someone who’s pronouns are he/they is misgendering fun fact

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had a minor crisis when 12ft.io went down yesterday and thankfully it's back now but this seems like a good opportunity to compile a list of similar paywall-evading tools in case 12ft ever gets canned for real:

12ft.io: the legend himself. definitely my favorite of the bunch by virtue of being the easiest to use (and the easiest url to remember), but it's configured to disable paywall evasion for a handful of popular sites like the new york times, so you'll have to go elsewhere for those.

printfriendly: works great; never had any issues with removing paywalls, even on domains that don't work with 12ft.io. since this site is literally designed to make sites print-friendly, it might simplify the overall formatting of the page you're trying to access, which can be a good or bad thing. my only real issue is that the "element zapper" (which lets you remove content blocks from the print-friendly preview) is a little sensitive if you're browsing on a touchscreen device, which means you might accidentally delete a paragraph when you're just trying to scroll. but if that happens you can reload the page and it'll revert everything back to its original state.

fifteen feet: basically a 12ft clone, minus 12ft's restrictions. haven't used it much since I only discovered it yesterday in the wake of 12ft's 451 error but it seems to do the trick.

archive.today: an archival tool very similar to the wayback machine, but it also works as a de facto paywall removal tool. (the wayback machine seems to remove paywalls as well, but archive.today has better UX imo and is way faster to use.)

and an honorable mention for sci-hub: only works for scientific/academic journals, not random news articles, but the other sites listed above only work for random news articles and not academic publications so you gotta have this one in your toolbelt for full coverage. pubmed is your oyster.

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Is mother nature a milf?

I'd tell you to touch grass but you might get off to it and honestly that's horrifying

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art by darigem

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spooky women!!

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Seriously though, modern fandom, y’all need to remember that you can, like, ship multiple ships. 

Like I can ship two ships that are diametrically opposed, at the same time, because I like both ideas. You don’t have to choose one or the other. 

Like I can ship, for example, Sam/Frodo, and also Sam/Rosie, both AT THE SAME TIME. I don’t have to pick ONE couple and denounce all others, and tell everyone else that their ships are WRONG and BAD and mine is the only TRUE AND CORRECT ship. 

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Not to be controversial but

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sometimes love is the shittiest bisexual man youve ever met and courtney from total drama island