love every trans woman before it's too late, except for this one. show solidarity for transfemmes, except for this one. always have your sisters' backs, except for this one. protect trans women even the ones you don't like, except for this one. support weird and offputting girls, except for this one. don't trust callouts of transfems, except for this one. love trans women, except for this one
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The "If you were over 6 feet tall and living in Wellington in 2001 you didn't have a choice my dude" is killing me, like I'm just picturing the LOTR casting directors running around Wellington with a measuring tape, black-bagging tall guys and shoving them into vans.
"You're a Lord of the Rings extra now."
"No! Please! I have a family! I'm supposed to work the closing shift at the Pita Pit tonight!"
"You serve at the pleasure of the Steward of Gondor now."
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this text i got from my mom a few hours ago is so hysterical she doesnt even use peacock she literally went on it for the first time and Dickbreath the Mysterious awaited her with an outstretched finger
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I cant stop thinking about this.
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boy dinner
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Khan who helps out in clinics who's name is Laceration and if asked why he's called Laceration he just deadpans "Blunt Force Truma was taken"
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w. h. auden, marginalia
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if someone brought karl marx back to life the first thing I would do is have a shopping montage to get him modern outfits where I shake my head yes or no to the outfits he picks out but then after that we'd get down to serious business
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when my brother and i were kids we got in trouble for using the term "dadding" to mean making a promise you have no intent to follow thru on which is a testament to this country's disdain for creative types
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bluebeard - kurt vonnegut
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do you think a dude ever had sex with another guy
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autism
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I keep quoting “my acocunt” for several months and I just realized it’s from my own screenshot and not a popular post
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