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You idiot…………… You just fed that american a Slutburger.

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dmv: can i have you birth certificate

me: i dont have it but you can trust! 😁✌️

dmv: ok! 😁✌️here is your license

me: its so small and cute! 😳

dmv: just like you! ☺️

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paper stars :)

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pov you are a skittish horse in the wild being offered kindness for the first time by the farmer's eccentric child who has full confidence that you can be the one to win the big race and save the farm

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so scared im just looking at google images of pie

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cuz when we sneezing and hopping

we snopping

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when u got a low sex drive call that a lil beedo. not me though i got a big beedo

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Harrison Wood Hsiang

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I was 3 months old

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when i smoke weed the marijuana smoke makes me feel different than i usually do. does anyone else experience this?