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This is the single funniest article title ever

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so hard not to become the most annoying person on earth if you're a little excitable and just learned a little about a topic literally no one around you has any interest in

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Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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SAS: Rogue Heroes 1.02

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Recently discovered that in the 1940s, it was common for gay men to wear a signet ring on their little finger as a way of flagging their sexuality.

Catch me not going insane about this.

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Pat Riley (Jacob Ifan) and Jim Almonds (Corin Silva) in SAS: Rogue Heroes (2022-), Episode 6 Season 1.

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liking band of brothers is so awesome cause there's about a hundred different retellings of the same 10 or so events because the people being interviewed are all 80 year old veterans who (like almost every old person on the planet) have really bad memory and to make it worse it's about stuff that happened 50 to 70 years ago. not to mention all the infighting between the company and accusations and covering each other's asses and unprovoked hate etcetc i mean it's literally so great

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the secret to organising any kind of trip with your friends is to become the benevolent dictator. do NOT wait for everyone to provide a consensus on things before you book anything. do it and then ask for feedback after. do not ask people what they would like to do just tell them what is happening and let them all nod along like the sheep they are. this is the ONLY way to coordinate a group of adults in their 20s/30s

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-Franz Kafka, from Letters to Felice

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wip

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also I sprained my ankle. like some kind of buffoon or perhaps a toddler

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"If he dies, I will attend his funeral. Because…for some reason, he actually liked me."

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jk it will all be worth it!!!!!! it has to be!!!!!!!!!!!!

don't do anything new because it is too hard and scary. never go anywhere and never try anything

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the best character of anything ever

hawkeye pierce ⋆ rock the casbah

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Gunmetal + gold wash "JERSEY" anchor brooch, England, 1880s

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SINNERS 2025, dir. Ryan Coogler