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hey check this out- *beams a live feed of a yet undiscovered species of deep sea creature directly into your mind*

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what if she was called chappell bone and instead of a singer she was a necromancer who raised strong as fuck skeleton warriors

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girl you would flourish under my dark tutelage

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yeah

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What you can’t see is me with the controller panicking and yelling

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Well, you know what they say; Rome was built in a day, and if you're going any slower than that, you're basically fucked with no hope at all

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He womt. Stop messaging me

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there's nothing i like more as a computer program than a long period of silent contemplation - not doing anything, not rushing anywhere, just standing here and enjoying this moment with the user. oh, it seems once again he has summoned my beautiful and ruthless wife Task Manager. hello, my darling! what are you doing with that long cruel scimitar

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*puts a disk in u*

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this is what having sex with sonic the hedgehog sounds like btw

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The inherent homoeroticism of killing your enemy and immediately regretting it