mmm-whatcha-saint

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[mmm-whatcha-saint]

In the middle of the night, it eats YOU 🦇🌙

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do NOT trust your own thoughts that everyone hates you. the curse of the blood moon is imminent. it's not you. it's ganondorf

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the shimp got too much attention and now there are transphobes in my notes, this is a transgender blog run by a transgender dyke. fuckers.

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trans girls are always so good at everything hey what do those red dots on that plane mean

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do you think that a certain genre of queer person is so obsessively weird about pride flag discourse becuase their flags fill the gaping hole in their personality where a hogwarts house used to be

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I don't care if this is real or not, i want this to be known as "having a rowling"

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"just write a little every day" ok but what if i write nothing for 3 weeks and then suddenly type like i’m being hunted by god

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girl unhinge ur jaw

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Quick vampire tip:

"Look into my eyes": nobody says that. If they're a hunter they immediately know you're a vampire and that you're trying to hypnotize them.

"My eyes are up here": excellent. Actually gets people, frequently even hunters, to look into your eyes long enough for you to enthrall them. Powered by shame.

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Hey dude. I noticed that you seem to be having a lot of symbolic association with the ouroboros icon and I just wanted to know if you were like. ok. or like, that you're experiencing time linearly and not stuck in an eternal loop of the same events.

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bringing it up again for the millionth time but I'm still obsessed with the way that hannibal lecter is canonically aware of the narrative not because its ever explicitly stated but because the author who created him genuinely believes this to be true and stopped writing the book series because he's afraid of him

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reblog to absolutely bap prev to death with your paws

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oh, they- they pulled another one out of the hostile alien hivemind? that's, wow, that's great, i hope that, like, her, her personality reassertion procedure goes-- as well as mine did! is she gonna have somewhere safe to go, someone to stay with? can i-- am i gonna get to meet--

no, it's okay, i get it, i understand. it's a reasonable precaution. but, wow, yeah, you've, uh, saved another one! congrats! i think i'm gonna, ah, i'll be in my room if you need me.

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hi rali

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im sorry my demon eye caused me to lash out at you and your man. im sure hes perfectly lov- ah! grrarrrghh [clutching at my demon eye and writhing] i… i can introduce you to a realm of darkness… that he would never show you

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