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okay so one thing that’s already pissing me off big time about the way people are talking about shoresy season 2 is like…………you do know that the problematic behavior from the (fictional!) characters is specifically to emphasize how bad those behaviors are, right? like the scene where jj’s exes collectively shit on his diet and weight is not supposed to be something you agree with or like. you are supposed to come out of that scene hating the way jj is being treated. it is to make the exes unlikeable and put their shallow shit on blast, ESPECIALLY when foiling against laurence and her clear genuine attraction to and affection for jj, as well as comparing how shoresy beats an opposing player bloody on the ice when he dares to mock jj’s weight and diet choices. YES shoresy is a piece of shit, he makes fun of jj, he makes fun of everybody, he’s clearly got some Shit to Unpack in terms of his own sexuality. he’s not SUPPOSED to be perfect and that’s the whole point of his character. get some critical thinking caps on and recognize that fictional stories and characters are not supposed to be perfect angels who all perform to your puritanical standards. like, please. i’m begging you all to watch a self proclaimed off color comedy with the understanding that it’s not SUPPOSED to be perfect representation. i swear to god the way y’all are behaving like evangelicals and falling into the trap of false purity is so ugly. be smarter than that PLEASE.

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im sorry but these scenes with wayne & dogs really fucking get to me i love him so much i’d DIE for this fucking hick

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Shoresy

not the promised thing i was working on, but something i couldn’t wait any longer to get off my chest:

Shoresy literally only has found family.

he was in the foster system from, judging based on the pictures, at least eight or nine years of age. specifically, he was placed with the man he calls ‘Dad’ at that age. he could have been in the system since he was born, or tragedy could have placed him there more recently. we just don’t know.

what we do know is that as an adult, Shoresy attends a family reunion as his father’s son, with his siblings, who are also all fostered. Dad Shore at one point even emphasises the fact that the kids were never referred to as siblings in their childhood, which only serves to underscore the fact that they choose to refer to themselves as siblings in adulthood. Dad Shore also points out that Shoresy’s competitive nature drives him, explicitly saying: He only beat Mo once, but he’s been chasing that feeling ever since. This draws a bright line between Shoresy’s hatred of losing and his desire for Validation. 

all of this makes a line from the previous episode hit SO DIFFERENT. Shoresy repeatedly reminds his teammates to call their parents, admonishing them with the question: Have yez really not called your parents? D’ya want them to hate yez? He then is shown on the phone himself, while his teammates talk to their families, calling out their bad behaviour as, ‘so dumb.’ We don’t know for sure who he’s on the phone with, but in light of the precipitating conversation, it’s a safe assumption he’s calling a family member, probably his dad. By flagging up his teammates’ laxness, he puts himself in stark contrast; his call is basically a cry of HEY DAD, LOOK WHAT A GOOD SON I AM DAD, ESPECIALLY IN COMPARISON TO THESE TWATS DAD, TELL ME WHAT A GOOD SON I AM DAD. 

Shoresy: This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in ‘son’, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,

it makes me wonder if Shoresy was formally adopted at all, or if his placement was a long-term foster. the shared last name, Shore, seems to indicate that he was, although it is possible that he changed his name to more visibly align himself with his family.

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Alex telling the Sky media how it is after qualifying P8 in Silverstone after Naomi thought she was complimenting him calling him the fourth Brit on the grid | 08.07.23 "I'm like a fake Brit. I'm a Brit when I do well and I'm not a Brit when I don't do well. When I'm out in Q1 I'm not a Brit but if I'm in Q3 I'm London born."

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Marchand and Bergeron bring ‘lifelong bond’into playoffs with the bruins

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he's got the narratives (x, x)

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holy fuck i am a FOOL

how. how did i JUST NOW connect jamie’s sad little laugh and his general “clearly trying not to burst into tears right here on this bus” reaction when he gets the army man from ted at the end of the season 1 finale, to the scene at the beginning of the season in which jamie witnesses ted offering sam a similar army man

you know. the scene in which ted tells sam that henry gave the army men to him to “help keep me safe while i’m away”

I AM NOT OKAY

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this is it, y’all. i’ll literally never be able to create something that can top how fucking awful this is, and the only reason why god himself has not struck me from the face of the earth is because then i wouldn’t have to live with what i’ve done. what i’ve done, being:

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Finally saw dune. Brave film. They incorporated bagpipes into the soundtrack and fuck if you don't see an actual bagpiper on screen in front of sexy sexy oscar isaac. They could have pretended the bagpipes were nondiagetic but no. They were like "guess what. The majestic instrument originating from the scottish highlands exist in this universe. And hes gonna play his little song" marvel could never. If they showed a bagpiper on screen he would be laughed at. Humiliated. Dare I say, "quipped at". And then they would have made a joke about how spiderman played the bagpipes in marching band.

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