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Here is a swoofer. Tries his best to clean the floors. Would pat on head accordingly. 14/10

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things i’m bad at:

eye contact

expressing feelings

making decisions

telling someone what i want

explaining why i act a certain way

getting motivated to do stuff

knowing what i want

paying attention to people

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Ok, Ok, this time I really need to go.

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A group of rough looking boys walked past me today and all I heard of their conversation was “he’s got that anxiety disorder bro so I went with him so he’d be more comfortable” and it made me realise the world isn’t all that bad

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Somebody gave our mascot statue a tennis ball.

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The Signs as Ways Gays are Superior

Aries: Can wield any weapon (or two of them if you’re bi)

Taurus: Can cook 

Gemini: Twice as likely to bring a female to orgasm (regardless of gender)

Cancer: Better music

Leo: Lesbians

Virgo: Actually love their sexual partners

Libra: Innate knowledge of what is in

Scorpio: Statistically larger penises on average

Sagittarius: Less judgmental towards the kink community

Capricorn: Rainbows

Aquarius: Wearing clothes that actually fit  

Pisces: Look way better in swim suits

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tag yourself i’m magnitude

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What she texts: I'm finw

What she means: I'm fine

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Subtitles for season 3

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date the person who says, “have fun, be safe, and call if you need anything” not the person who gets mad at you for going out w/o them

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Links to The Trixie & Katya Show (Season 1)

Episode 1: Hooking Up

Episode 2: Death

Episode 3: Porn

Episode 4: Fear

Episode 5: Breaking Up

Episode 6: Spirituality

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He tried to fake sleep and laughed when she caught him

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I don’t understand why books have shifted from having summaries on the back of the covers to having one-line reviews.

Seriously though. I want to know what the book is about. Not that someone from the Evening Standard thinks it’s a masterpiece. 

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The fact that ur having intrusive thoughts abt something means that that thing is the opposite of who you are. It’s absolutely against what you stand for and your ocd/mental illness is using it against you. The intrusive thought puts it there because it’s something that will make you feel bad about yourself. It’s engineered to make you feel like a bad person, but your recognition that those thoughts are bad proves the opposite. You are a good person.

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STOP making posts that say, “If you scroll past this, you have no heart!” or, “You’re a monster if you scroll past this.” As someone with Obsessive Compulsive Disorder, this really triggers me and harms me.