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these tags too 😂😂😂
we need to bring back vintage swimsuits but specifically mens swimsuits
make 👏 men 👏 wear 👏 hotpants 👏 and 👏 onesies👏 again 👏👏👏
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HEY you wouldn’t let me keep yours with me and now it’s 5354 miles away and maybe that’s the very trouble I need support for 😤
Me climbing over and hugging my bf’s butt in times of trouble: this is my emotional support booty
#also babe we gotta postpone our Yosemite trip cause girl#I been seeing people turned back at customs cause quote unquote#there’s a new administration in charge now#and I’m scared
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Me climbing over and hugging my bf’s butt in times of trouble: this is my emotional support booty
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lifeonthe_ranch_
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Whaaattttt oh nooooo we gotta whaaaaat I mean if the doctor says then I guess we really gotta do it she’s the professional ://///
give mmvalentine a smooch for me!!!
Hear that @mmvalentine ??? We gotta smooch :/ doctor’s orders ://
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GIRL IM NOT ENJOYING EXISTENCE PLS TAKE ME OUTTA HERREE
but seriously I can’t wait to see you 🥺
by Tobias Bjørkli
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I don’t WANT a career. I want to cuddle and sleep and eat and read and create and love and be loved.
#I cannot tell you how much I have struggled the past 12 months trying to switch careers#i am working so hard and getting paid bagel#and I don’t want to do it anymore I want to give up I want to lie down#but I CANT
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" Brother and Sister " // © Stephanie Brown
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Had a great commute home last night bc tube driver had a Jamaican accent and this is how he was making annoucements
"Yeah mon a very special good night good vibes cool runnings no pressure you know?"
"Wonderful people of south west London, we have a red signal, don't mean to cramp your style."
"Lovely people, sorry about this waiting waiting ting, it's the last thing I need you know? Thanks for your patience, big massive respect."
"Yeah mon do your changes do your ting."
"Mind them doors, take it easy, take it easy with yourselves. Respect."
"Mind the gap you lovely people, stay amazing stay awesome."
I hope he's having a good day out there and that people are being nice to him.
#me and this lady like started smiling at each other when he started talking like lol this guy cracks me up#and i felt sad that he was in his lil compartment and no one would say thank you to him#he's just putting good vibes out into the world and cant see if they land why is that so poignant to me
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UGH I have to draw a male nude today and it always reinforces that I am a bit gay because drawing naked ladies?? Eat that shit up, so excited to make boobies, saving 1000 reference photos of gorgeous gorgeous girlies 😇 But you want me to draw a penis??!!! Me?!!! Innocent sweet child me???!! Can’t get through it without being sickkkk
#they are UGLY I’m so sorry I don’t take it back tho#and I’m absolutely not looking up references#do not pollute my phone with penises#we’re going off memories and that one davinci drawing that I happen to have printed out
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Jude is so hot omg
Art by honeyypears
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A super irritating thing about moving overseas is the cravings for a really specific snack that you just cannot get. For instance lately I have been ITCHING to get my hands on a tin of these mofos
#sometimes you could get these unreasonably giant tubs and I would always think#oh that’s too many#and then I eat them all
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ARTIST: frostbite.studios
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