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*steeples fingers* realizing that Jinu thought that Rumi was asking him OUT ON A DATE DATE and wondering if the rest of the Saja Boys did a focus group on his outfit AND how much panicking was involved

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Some days, read: many, I feel like a complete failure and disappointment. The world is on fire.

But almost ten years ago, my deepest wish was to have a space for a small garden. I had forgotten this.

I have a small garden. Sometimes you just need to remind yourself that just because current!you is sad and scared right now, doesn't mean past!you wouldn't be proud of current!you

I love seeing your downward spiral into the compost heap( I say compost heap because I like to think you are classy and environmentally friendly about your trash feelings!)

I’M GLAD SOMEONE IS BENEFITING FROM MY SUFFERING!!(this is also sadly hilarious because one of my deepest desires is to have enough space for a small garden and a compost heap. I am not a hippie.)

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shout out to past!mneme who refused to leave the trashbin, doubled down in the trashbin, made friends with other rats in the trash bin, and finally met @therestofyourstory / @theaguanzon in person after over ten years of friendship

A+ choice

Always choose spite 😤 

*Stares* Mneme get help for your trash problem

*eats a salad in the recycling bin*

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Legolas pretty quickly gets in the habit of venting about his travelling companions in Elvish, so long as Gandalf & Aragorn aren’t in earshot they’ll never know right?

Then about a week into their journey like

Legolas: *in Elvish, for approximately the 20th time* ugh fucking hobbits, so annoying

Frodo: *also in Elvish, deadpan* yeah we’re the worst

Legolas:

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Hey, Tumblr. You like non-stereotypical depictions of autism? What about ✨ neurodivergent protagonists ✨ ? Yes? What about asexual neurodivergent protagonists that go on chapters-long rants about their special interests? You want gay characters that are important to the plot too? Then I've got the book for you! The author is gay!!! American Psycho, by Bret Easton Ellis, is

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the type of ship i fuck with the most

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Who would win?

[ ] A prince, charming beyond measure, beautiful enough to make nations go to war

[x] A potentially poisonous plant

Bonus:

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hellspawn height difference pinning🔗💖

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i don’t understand people who love a problematic character but get angry when people mention the evil things that character did. like, that’s your man! he’s proud he did all that, support his hobbies!

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an omega and his alpha

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Naw, man the white southerners who get married in plantation houses? suuuuuuuccckkkkk

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Waiting for Akio insp. Forgetting is a kind of mercy, by nerdylizj

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The Scheming Advisors' Group Chat

TreacherousVizier: Anybody else think the King's glass could do with a little… additives? 😈😈😈 (🍷 5) (😈 7) (👍 4)

UnfavouredSecondSon: Father seems so weak lately. Why, he might even perish from a single stumble! (😈 6) (👍 7) (👞 3)

NefariousJester: Ho-ho-ho! Tricks and games my liege might play, but for his sins he may well pay! (👍 3)

TorridTurncoat: It is such an honour to serve as His Majesty's closest friend for so many years! Why, the court is so fond of me that they would never suspect the knife in his back to be planted from my trusted palm! (😈 10) (🗡️ 9) (👍 8)

RighteousSquire: Any body else want to get up bright and early so we might protect His Holiness from the first moments of dawn? 😇😊 (👎 14) (😠 15) (🗡️ 16)

[RighteousSquire has been kicked]

BackstabBot: @RighteousSquire has been added to List: "Guys we gotta get rid off" (👍 8)

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again

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i wish i could see this picture for the first time again