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i feel like people dont think im serious when i say "death to America" but like my ultimate dream is for the USA to no longer exist like of course i dont respect politicians or cops or the law i dont want a "better America" i quite literally do not want the entity known as the United States of America to outlive me

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something i’ve kind of noticed with the surfacing of this whole “the best smut is a character study” kind of mindset is the pipeline to a borderline “when i write porn i do it intellectually unlike some of you SICKOS” type of mindset and i just wanted to remind you especially in our current political atmosphere that writing porn doesn’t have to be intellectual to have value. it can be just horny. thanks

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adding a little hydrogen peroxide to your salt water will really bring out the shine in your cybertruck!

Oh my god we actually did it.

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If there’s one thing Cardassians excel at, it’s conversation!

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TIL yhat by moving the muscles on uour face you can indicate to people that you are feeling various different emotions

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“[kink] is bad because [thing the kink is based on] is bad” is such a funny take. we’re acting. you hate theater. you’re standing up in the audience and mansplaining to lady macbeth that killing people is wrong

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No I'm not a lesbian but I do believe in their beliefs

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I really think I should be surrounded by mindless devoted acolytes, desperate to serve my every need

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Top things to say as a trans woman to get a free lecture from a cis person

"I wish I had a period"

"I don't like drag"

"I want bigger boobs"

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Kenny immortality is so fascinating to me. The entire concept of repeated death and literally no one remembering is so so good. I just wish it didn't belong to fucking south park

...............So........if you'll indulge me for a second, I'd like to introduce you to my Wet Bread theory.

Wet Bread theory is a jumble of words I said to a very confused friend over a discord call when I tried to explain a very specific kind of fandom behavior.

So to back up: sometimes a piece of media will be good. Really really really good. 5-star gourmet 3-course meal good. Highly deserving of praise and accolades. And you show up, and happily, passively eat it. Because that's what you do with a good meal. Sometimes you run out of anything to really say about it because, hey, the chef did a great job, you don't even have much to add to this conversation.

And THEN... sometimes a piece of media is an entire loaf of Wet Bread.

Now, you'd think, you would look at wet bread and say, "that's wet bread." And most people would look at it and go "yeah, that's wet bread." and really not engage at all beyond that because, as mentioned, it's wet bread.

But the important thing here is the media consumer, the fandom, is not necessarily someone looking for a good meal.

Sometimes that someone is Mold.

And if you're here to be mold.... then wet bread is about the goddamn most amazing thing the world could serve up to you.

Fandom FLOURISHES. Fandom sets down all its mycelium roots and explodes into a fantastic display of colors and colonies and life!!!

And people look at it and go "oh now that's Wet Moldy Bread." And actually there's nothing to defend, because you're like "yeah actually I do fully admit we made wet moldy bread. what you're looking at is wet moldy bread, which we made moldy, and colorful. And with hard work we will make it moldier." Which only really makes sense as an accomplishment if you're mold. But if anyone is reading this on tumblr in 2025 then I will bet good money you've been fandom mold at least once. Why the fuck else are you here.

And where I'm going with all this is that actually the Kenny Death Logic is compelling specifically because I know with certainty South Park will only ever be Wet Bread. And a million people on ao3 and deviantart can go be Mold about it.

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#Repost @mattxiv

may the universe reward their bravery

first image by @soulwork6

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the idea that jerking off every day makes you a depraved sex addict is so nuts the current obsession with declaring anything a sex/porn addiction is so fucking stupid why am i seeing other queer people and people on the left capitulating to this regressive shamey bullshit. experiencing pleasure is not sinful or overindulgent. we cannot be going around telling people they're not allowed to be horny and not allowed to have whatever amount of sex they want to have.

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at some point you have to realize that you actually have to read to understand the nuance of anything. we as a society are obsessed with summarization, likely as a result of the speed demanded by capital. from headlines to social media (twitter being especially egregious with the character limit), people take in fragments of knowledge and run with them, twisting their meaning into a kaleidoscope that dilutes the message into nothing. yes, brevity is good, but sometimes the message, even when communicated with utmost brevity, requires a 300 page book. sorry.

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Please help my friend Shahad Dahlan, a writer in Palestine.

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She is wonderfully talented person, and I was one of the first people on her to help her get vetted

Here writings are very well done and worthy of rading.

I music | little of writing. Palestinian from Gaza Strip, Married to the kindest man in the world, I studied physical education and I used to work in sports halls and as a volleyball referee. I am interested in reading, writing articles and publishing. I'm trying to get support and start over. plz donate or share my campaign. Insta: @shahad.dh_

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