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【※実は怖い病気】無呼吸症候群・いびきはCPAP・マウスピースよりも“コレ”をやるだけで改善します
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Hi, could you please do a oneshot where reader is secretly married to Giyuu (they keep it hidden so that others can't target them due to their status) and the hashira all find out when his s/o, who is a slayer, arrives at HQ to give a report regarding a recent mission and she gives Giyuu a quick kiss and hug before going inside to the master and the hashira are all like- 'who tf is that?!' and Giyuu, bless his trying soul, is just like "my husband/wife/s/o"

➢ Gɪʏᴜᴜ Tᴏᴍɪᴏᴋᴀ x Gɴ!Rᴇᴀᴅᴇʀ
➢ 1,335 Wᴏʀᴅs
➢ Fʟᴜғғ
➢ Mᴀsᴛᴇʀʟɪsᴛ
Giyuu was never the one to share anything about himself unless it was absolutely necessary. Because of this, none of his fellow Hashiras ever knew about his life, nor the fact he had a love life.
➵ Rᴇᴠᴇʟᴀᴛɪᴏɴs Wɪᴛʜ Gɪʏᴜᴜ Tᴏᴍɪᴏᴋᴀ
Everyone knew Giyuu was a very private man. He never spoke about his past to his fellow Hashiras— he never really spoke to them in the first place.
So telling them about his spouse was the least of his worries. They never really ask him anyway, they'd usually ignore him and leave him be— he prefers it that way. Sometimes, someone would poke and prod him for any sort of reaction, or information about himself annoyingly—Shinobu—, but he always managed a calm and quiet facade.
Although, he doesn't blame them for acting so surprised once they found out about his relationship with someone they've never heard of before. Giyuu still doesn't believe it himself, that he got to marry you when you could've chosen people who were so, so much better than him.
But Giyuu is oblivious to the fact as to why their shock is very exaggerated, in his opinion, and it frustrates them even more. Well, it was mostly Tengen who was fuming at this revelation, but nevertheless, Giyuu didn't understand why he was suddenly the center of attention as soon as they heard the news.
The Hashiras found out one day when you were called to the Headquarters for a Hashira meeting to report your previous missions, along with other demon slayers. Once you're finished with your report, you bow down to Oyakata-sama, and then, by habit, go towards your dear husband.
Immediately, everyone had their eyes on you, curious as to why you were walking to Giyuu. To their astonishment, you went extremely close to him, wrapping your arms loosely around his torso, to which he reciprocated. It was a quick hug, that was all, no harm done but the small action left an earth-shattering impact on all of the Hashiras.
And then, you kissed him.
On the lips.
It was a small, fleeting peck that lingered, making your lips tingle at the loving gesture. All the Hashira's jaws dropped, even Muichiro was shocked! You mumbled to him, but with how quiet it was, everyone heard it.
"Love you, see ya later at dinner."
Both of you were unaware of what you just had done, too focused on one another to realize the two of you were still at Headquarters, in front of everybody. Wide eyes trailed your figure as you pulled away from Giyuu, bowing once more to the other Hashiras, and walked off with a pep in your step, a big, wide smile on your face.
It was silent for a moment, everyone unmoving as all eyes now landed on Giyuu. It took a while for him to register that every other Hashira was staring intensely at him. He has no idea why they're looking at him like that and honestly, he's beginning to internally panic.
Kagaya just smiled knowingly when one of his children whispered what just happened to him, chuckling quietly as he waited for everything to unfold on its own. He could only imagine Giyuu's face at this moment.
"What? Why are you all looking at me like that?" He demanded, a frown tugging on his lips as he furrowed his brows, befuddled. Shinobu's surprised expression shifted into an exasperated one, pinching the bridge of her nose. Just how detached can Tomioka-san be? She thought.
"Who was that, Tomioka-san?" She decided to ask since no one else would. She watched Giyuu blink, then realization punched him right on his face, his body going rigid. He slowly turned his head away, but the tips of his ears were red, suddenly hyperaware that he just kissed someone in front of everyone.
He's dying on the inside.
"That... was my... spouse..." Giyuu managed to say, speech stiff as if he's having trouble as to what to say. Cue the multiple gasps of disbelief and shock. Mitsuri was stunned, her cheeks flushed as she squealed excitedly. Oh my gosh! She covered her mouth with both hands, eyes sparkling. He's acting so cute! I wonder how he got a partner in the first place!!
Tengen put a hand on his chest, frowning at the embarrassed Hashira, who avoided his gaze and opted to take interest in the pebbled ground instead. "And you didn't even invite any of us to the wedding!?" He exclaimed, Mitsuri nodding in agreement, now pouting.
The tips of his ears grew redder, biting the inside of his cheek as he debated whether to answer truthfully or not. "...I thought... it wouldn't matter..." He muttered, facing his whole body away from them, letting out an awkward cough.
"HAH!? WHAT DO YOU MEAN IT WOULDN'T MATTER!?" Yelled Tengen, crossing his arms as he shot more questions to the poor Hashira. Mitsuri audibly whined, hands on her pinkish cheeks, pouting even more. "That's so unfair, Tomioka-san! I never knew you had a lover, let alone married!"
Shinbu clicked her tongue, shaking her head as she tried to keep a smile on her face. She's absolutely baffled at the fact someone would be interested enough in him to even consider being in a relationship with him. She can't even stand him herself, she marvels at your patience. "Geez, Tomioka-san, you must really hate us!" She sardonically teased, poking his cheek.
Giyuu flinched, turning down his head and shying away. He just wanted to leave as soon as possible, and the fact that when he glanced at Oyakata-sama, he was listening in amusement, smiling widely. "It's... not that..." He tried to defend himself, ultimately failing in doing so, for he can't even think of a good excuse.
"Either way, congratulations Tomioka-san!" Chirped Kyojuro, slapping his hand on his shoulder rather harshly, almost making Giyuu topple over. "I never would've thought you'd get married so early!" He let out a friendly, cheerful laugh, patting his back. He's right, getting married at 21 can be considered late during this period, but as a Hashira, 21 is very early! They're expected to get married at least when they're retired! "They look rather charming too, how lucky of you!"
Giyuu found himself nodding over Kyojuro's words. Despite his loudness, he's the only person that's harboring his frantic mind after he was unwillingly pushed into the spotlight. "A-ah, thanks?" He stuttered, giving Kyojuro an awkward glance. The Flame Hashira didn't mind at all, his grin widening.
"Congratulations, Tomioka-san, I pray for a long and healthy marriage." Gyomei offered him a comforting smile with tears trailing down his cheeks, rubbing the prayer beads in his hands together. He's absolutely overjoyed at the fact that Giyuu found someone to spend his life with. "Nami Amida Butsu,"
While everyone crowded around Giyuu, poking him for more answers, Obanai and Sanemi stayed in their spots. While irritated at the sudden revelation with Giyuu, Sanemi couldn't help but smirk at his friend, turning his gaze to him. "Looks like Tomioka got married before you can even ask Kanjori out," He mocked him, making the Snake Hashira glare daggers at him, grumbling under his breath and seething.
Kagaya let a small laugh slip past his lips, smiling brightly at his dear children. It caught their attention, kneeling back down on the ground and apologized to Oyakata-sama for their actions. He turned his head towards where he assumed Giyuu was, "I hope you liked our wedding gift, Giyuu." Kagaya had to hold back another laugh as he heard his cute swordsmen turn to Giyuu once more. He took a mental note to apologize for the poor Water Hashira later on. "My family enjoyed your spouse's cooking."
"EH!?"
"Tomioka-san, that's so unfair of you! How did you two fall in love!? Who asked out who!? How long have you been married!? Please tell me!!"
"THE NERVE- WE'VE BEEN WORKING TOGETHER FOR YEARS NOW-!"
"My, my~ I wonder if they visited the Butterfly Estate before! I hope they stop by again~"
"Oh? Oyakata-sama likes their cooking? I hope I get a taste in the future!"
Giyuu's face burned, hiding his face in his hands. You'll just love to hear about what happened once he gets home.
✦ YOU. HOW DID YOU KNOW I'M JJ LOVE WITH THIS IDEA. I'VE READ SHT LIKE THIS BEFORE AND I'M SO DKCCHOWCHDOVJLDCHDO ILY ANON~ /P I finally got around to writing my requests~ All I needed was to write a 4k word fic for Sanemi LOL Thanks for reading everyone~ I love you all~/p Have a good week~!! You all deserve it >:3!
Also I like to imagine this is how Giyuu acted when he turned his head.
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昨日の続きみたいなことを書いてみます。 「困ったことを直す」という考え方では、みんな 同じになっちゃうんじゃないかということについてです。
恐ろしいほどの「問題解決」といって思い出すのは、 任天堂の社長をやっていた岩田聡さんです。 なにが解くべき問題なのかを、明確にして、 それを解決する方法を探し出し、実際に解決してしまう。 それはすごいものだったと思います。 しかも、岩田さんの問題解決は「直す=戻す」という 後ろ向きの方法に向かおうとするのでなく、 新しい地平を切り拓くような方向に進むことが とても多かったと思います。 問題解決をする岩田さんの頭のなかにいつもあったのは、 同僚である宮本茂さんの 「アイディアとは、いちどに複数の問題を解決するもの」 という定義だったと思います。 一匹の迷える子羊を救うことができても、 残りの九十九匹に危険が及ぶような解決だったとしたら、 それはアイディアとは呼べないということです。 一匹を救うことが、九十九匹を元気づけるようなこと。 よくばりに見えますが、それをいつも考えていました。
その「アイディア」の定義を考えた宮本茂さんは、 岩田さんのような問題解決型の人ではないと思います。 「いま宮本茂がなにに夢中になっているかで、 任天堂の行方がわかる」という冗談がありましたが、 どこかにある問題を解決するよりも、 新しい問題を「おたのしみ」として探し出す人でした。 これもやはり、「直す・戻す」ではなく、 いままでになかったことを考えて、 世の中の価値を増やす、ということをしていたわけです。 庭いじりを始めたら「ピクミン」ができたり、 似顔画に興味を持てば「Mii」が完成したり、 犬をかわいがっていたら「ニンテンドッグス」ができる。 問題解決型の岩田さんが、「宮本茂ファンクラブ」を 自称していた気持ちは、とてもよくわかります。
「困ったことを直す」という発想ばかりではダメだよ、 と、問題解決の名人が、本気で考えていたんですよね。
今日も、「ほぼ日」に来てくれてありがとうございます。 もしかしたら、明日もこのテーマで書くかもしれ
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長所と才能ってのは違うんですよ 例えばボディービルダーの長所は「筋力」ですが彼の才能は「健康な消化器官」とか「トレーニングを続ける自制心」なんですね。長所を才能で手に入れる。自分の才能で手に入れられる長所を探すことが成功への近道です”
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昭和二十年三月十日の(東京)大空襲から三日目か、四日目であったか、 私の脳裏に鮮明に残っている一つの情景がある。
永代橋から深川木場方面の死体取り片付け作業に従事していた私は、 無数とも思われる程の遺体に慣れて、一遺体ごとに手を合わせるものの、 初めに感じていた異臭にも、焼けただれた皮膚の無惨さにも、 さして驚くこともなくなっていた。
午後も夕方近く、路地と見られる所で発見した遺体の異様な姿態に不審を覚えた。
頭髪が焼けこげ、着物が焼けて火傷の皮膚があらわなことはいずれとも変りはなかったが、 倒壊物の下敷きになった方の他はうつ伏せか、横かがみ、仰向きがすべてであったのに、 その遺体のみは、地面に顔をつけてうずくまっていた。
着衣から女性と見分けられたが、なぜこうした形で死んだのか。
その人は赤ちゃんを抱えていた。 さらに、その下には大きな穴が掘られていた。
母と思われる人の十本の指には血と泥がこびりつき、つめは一つもなかった。
どこからか来て、もはやと覚悟して、指で固い地面を掘り、赤ちゃんを入れ、 その上におおいかぶさって、火を防ぎ、わが子の生命を守ろうとしたのであろう。
赤ちゃんの着物はすこしも焼けていなかった。 小さなかわいいきれいな両手が母の乳房の一つをつかんでいた。 だが、煙のためかその赤ちゃんもすでに息をしていなかった。
わたしの周囲には十人余りの友人がいたが、だれも無言であった。 どの顔も涙で汚れゆがんでいた。
一人がそっとその場をはなれ、 地面にはう破裂した水道管からちょろちょろこぼれるような水で手ぬぐいをぬらしてきて、 母親の黒ずんだ顔を丁寧にふいた。
若い顔がそこに現れた。 ひどい火傷を負いながらも、息の出来ない煙に巻かれながらも、 苦痛の表情は見られなかった。
これは、いったいなぜだろう。美しい顔であった。 人間の愛を表現する顔であったのか。
だれかがいった。
「花があったらなあ――」
あたりは、はるか彼方まで、焼け野原が続いていた。
私たちは、数え十九才の学徒兵であった。
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「花があったら」-『写真版 東京大空襲の記録』から見えてくるもの
http://ihope.jp/tokyo-bomb.htm
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65時間40分かけて列車で駆け付けた金委員長と大西洋を横切って半周してきたトランプ大統領がどちらも手ぶらで帰国する結果となった。
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最初のリークは95年頃。卸し先の一つである学校給食センターに赤羽氏が匿名で電話し、「今日卸した豚肉は国産と偽っているが実は外国産だ」「ミンチも水増しされている。ベタベタしてるのが証拠だ」などと説明した。しかし、何度電話しても、対応したセンター長は「分かりました」と言うだけ。給食センター長は市役所からの天下りポスト。揉めごとを嫌った結果だった。 保健所にも電話してみたが結果は同じ。匿名の限界を感じた赤羽氏は、ついに実名で告発する決意を固める。06年4月、農水省北海道農政事務所へ赴き、地域第九課の食品指導担当係長と面接。「ミートホープ常務の赤羽です」と名刺を出しながら事情を話した。しかし、刺し違える覚悟で実名告発した赤羽氏に返ってきたのは、「あなたが混ぜたのかもしれない」「所在不明のものは受けとれない」という信じ難い返事だった。その後も何度か押しかけたが、農政事務所の対応は変わらなかった。 メディアを頼って地元の北海道新聞(以下、道新)とNHKに情報提供したが、両社ともこれを黙殺。特に道新は「こんなものは記事にならない」と、にべもなかった。打つ手がなくなった赤羽氏が全国紙や民放テレビ局などに告発状を書いたところ、朝日新聞がこれに反応。結果、07年6月に朝日が一面に「コロッケに偽ミンチ」という記事を掲載。これをきっかけに偽装事件はようやく公になり、ワイドショーまでが参戦する大スキャンダルへ発展。最初のリークから実に十数年が経過していた。無視したはずの道新は担当デスクが男泣きで謝罪に駆けつけたが、NHKは第一報をローカルニュースで流しただけ。その後も会見には顔を出すが一切報道しないという日が続き、強制捜査が入った発覚5日目に、ようやくトップニュースで流した。”
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娘が宿題の三角形の作図がわからないって泣いてるんだけど…これは難しい

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( サシシ さんのツイート )
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