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Liking a character who sucks is silly because yeah I hate him and yeah I want people to bully him and say mean things but if you say the Wrong mean thing I'm going to get defensive

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death of the author yeah whatever but death of the fandom is so integral to enjoying legitimately anything like that is just a necessary step to take in ur head always. do not let them affect the text in any way exterminate them all with ur death ray. they r not real and cannot hurt u

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THANKS FOR GIVING MY DOGS A TASTE FOR HUMAN FLESH HANNIBAL NOW THEY WON'T EAT THE KIBBLE ANYMORE THANKS A LOT

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Nbc Hannibal is great because no matter how much you hate a character or their actions, you will always hate Mason Verger more. Which makes every character relatively less unhinged and more justified in their actions.

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"They tried to kill eachother!!" oh my godddd that was only a couple of timessss and they were literally flirtingggg shut uppppp

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Why can't any of the serial killers in this show just be normal about it?

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500 PICSPAMS CHALLENGE | #94

The Expanse 1.03

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Mason Verger wearing red scrubs in Margot's hospital room? Methinks I spot a Dead Ringers homage?

don't worry, Hannibal (2013). i saw your Chanel boots.

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Johanna Mason

I fear I don’t like stable women. I like women with PTSD and a grudge.

You ever get attached to a character and realize it’s not because you see yourself in them it’s because you wish you could be that level of unbothered, unhinged, and emotionally scorched?

That’s Johanna Mason.

She rolls into Catching Fire butt-naked and furious. She stays that way (emotionally) for the rest of the series. She is bitter, violent, grieving, traumatized—and she’s funnier than anyone else in Panem. She doesn’t flirt. She threatens. She doesn’t cry. She rage-laughs in the face of oppression. And she would absolutely steal your last match and your dignity in one movement.

Why am I obsessed?

Because she’s mean. Because she’s broken. Because she hits back when the world screws her. And because if anyone ever told her to “heal,” she’d laugh and set them on fire. Johanna is what happens when a woman has nothing left to lose and decides to become dangerously hot instead of well-adjusted.

I wouldn’t survive a conversation with her. And yet?

I’d let her ruin my life and thank her for it.

Weird Attachment Level: 10/10

Emotionally unavailable. Morally questionable. Axe proficiency. Soulmate behavior.

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Victra au Julii

Artist: LESYA BLACKBIRD

i don’t want to date her. i want to bleed next to her in battle and pretend it means something.

Victra isn’t just hot. She’s terrifying in the way that makes you loyal. She flirts like a threat and fights like she’s mad that anyone made her care. She was born rich, raised ruthless, and still chose to throw herself into Darrow’s broken rebellion because and I quote “I like your style.”

She’s every bad decision you want to make and none of the ones you regret. She makes treason look like flirting and murder look like performance art. And somehow… somehow, she still manages to be one of the most loyal, ride-or-die figures in the entire damn series.

Final thoughts:

• her moral code is: don’t betray me and i won’t kill you (maybe)

• she calls men “darling” before stabbing them and honestly? goals

• wine is a personality trait and also her blood type

• she’d ruin my life in the sexiest way imaginable

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Sevro au Barca

Artist: LESYA BLACKBIRD

feral goblin boy. son of a rebel. heart of a wolf.

smells like blood and loyalty. probably hasn’t showered in weeks.

Sevro isn’t cute. He’s unhinged. He shows love through violence, sarcasm, and hiding real pain under a layer of corpse humor. And somehow? That makes him one of the most emotionally stable characters in the damn series.

He’d throw himself into fire for you. But not before biting someone’s ear off and making it weird.

Final thoughts:

• not a boyfriend but a battle buddy with attachment issues

• ride-or-die, emphasis on die violently in space

• his dad was a legend, but Sevro made loyalty feral

• i’d trust him with my life, just not my furniture

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Oh My God he's literally Too Dumb To Die

Not sure if I should regard the fact that Dr. Chilton didn't quit his job after having half his organs removed by a patient as admirable or just too dumb to live.

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unfortunately i do love pompous and pretentious characters. ☝️ WHO get their asses handed to them this is pivotal to my enjoyment of them

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i LOVE logging onto tumblr dot com and seeing the gay incest kiss from mike white's season 3 episode 6 of the white lotus on my dashboard 8 times in a row. never stop being true to yourselves kings and queens

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Lucrecia

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Im done with cover artttt 🫶