welcome back, ted spankoffski
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Imagine calling your brother in the middle of the night and going “calendar man your days are numbered” and that’s how you start the conversation
Absolutely legendary
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Will's house being the original starkid party house is WILDDDDDD
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PSA
If you haven't watched "High School is Killing Me" recently, do it now. It'll bring you similar endorphins as the first time.
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paulkins really is perfect bisexual representation because from the outside they seem like the most normal couple on earth but separate them and one evolves into a crotchety lesbian pot farmer and the other becomes a full time submissive catboy. also the world usually ends before they ever get the chance to truly understand their love for each other. also in the one timeline where they make it past the awkward flirting stage and get married, their love is only able to flourish when they themselves are the earth-shattering twist, revealing to each other just how abnormal they are, and how perfect they fit in each other’s arms. did i mention the catboy thing
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i shall never forget the most
life-changing, reality-altering poetry
in all of history:
"Here's how it's gonna go,
We're gonna kick your ass,
And then we're gonna
Fucking kick your ass."
Beautiful.
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Linda: I don't pick favorites amongst my children.
Linda: I love all Rivers and non-Rivers equally!
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guys i'm starting to worry that crumb will not survive cinderella's castle. the young, ambitious apprentice who would do anything to save ella? yeah he's definitely going to tragically sacrifice himself
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To me Linda Monroe is current-day Tanya freemont. They are the same woman
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“calendar man, your days are numbered” sounds like a great conversation starter.
go call your friend and say that without any context, this is your sign
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*musicals ur guy
*unblacks your friday
*unerdies your dead prude
*unightmares your time
*unbrings you fire
*unstars your ship
*unholies you musical, b@man
*undicks your me and my
*unparodies your ani
*unpotters your musical
*untrails your oregon
*uncarols your vhs christmas
*unworks your boys
*untwists your untold story of a royal vizier
*unhighschools your santa claus is goin to
*unmonologues your bbq
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Fun bits of trivia that I learned from the Starkid 15 year anniversary stream:
AVPM originally had an opening scene narrated by Bonnie which showed Voldemort killing Harry’s parents.
The name AVPM was decided on after coming up with AVPS.
AVPM was originally going to be based on the goblet of fire but it was changed after the 7th book came out.
Fibreglass was inhaled during the production of the Starship 2D puppets.
The original actor for Jafar in Disney’s Aladdin had the same agent as AJ and did the pre curtain voice over for Twisted.
Jon Matteson did a pre show during the 2016 summer season.
Bryce was given the apple during Black Friday.
Angela was introduced to Starkid through Jaime because they took an improv class together.
Starkid met Will Branner at a theatre kid party at his house after A Very Starkid Reunion but they didn’t make the connection that it was him until he was in the NPMD cast
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i don't know if i will ever get over "snip snip, team starkid" 😭
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The drawbridge lowers and a great call echoes throughout the Lands That Are.
Hear ye, hear ye! Starkid’s newest musical adventure approaches.
Keep a watchful eye. More tidings to come…
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Watching the comments go from "OMG is that Angela from Starkid?" on Smosh vids to "OMG is that Angela from Smosh?" on Nerdy Prudes edits has been a trip.
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