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Braddock Farm Mystery Solved!

Hello everyone, Mocha here!~ And I have a HUGE story today that you won’t

believe!!! So there this farm called Braddock farm up north, and when I went there I saw that they were growing weed!!! I went to the police station to ask about it but the only guy there was someone called “deputy Jones” and he left before I could ask him (I asked him some other questions first sorry I got distracted), I think he was hungry and wanted to dip his bread in bugs and dirt??? He seemed nice but a little weird. (also I think hes a jokester because he said he killed someone, but they’re alive and well from what people are telling me. You can’t trick the words best Detective! >:D) So being the top tier investigator that I am, I went and investigated. I questioned several people and had a look around the farm myself. In order to find out THE MYSTERRY OF BRADDOCK FARM!

There were lots of different responses to me asking who owns braddock farm, but most people didn’t know who owned and why they were aloud to grow ILLEGAL things!!!! The police know that it’s their and yet they don’t stop them from growing the weed >:O so I knew instantly that someone must be holding something over their head in order to stop them from stopping crime!!!

Some people said it was private property but one officer said it was public, which make the fact that they sell drugs even MORE suppious! Also I asked a doctor If they knew (because I think it’s used for medicinal use or something) and they didn’t, but they said it might be for like experimentation or something…

In order to solve the mystery, I put my elite skills the use, first I politely knocked on the door but didn’t get an answer. So I had a look at the open shed(?) and you wouldn’t believe what I found!

That’s right a box of REDWOOD CIGARETTES! AND it wasn’t the only one box, If you don’t know what this means, then allow me to explain it to you. REDWOOD IS PUTTING WEED IN THEIR CIGARATTES!!!!!! 

I know it may be shocking to the many smoker out their but it’s the only thing that makes sense! I will of course be keeping all my sources secret because the farm had lots and lots of bags of cement, I think they use it to bury people! The reason why the police can’t do anything is because redwood is bribing CORRUPT politians so they can continue to put weed in their cigarettes!

Make sure to spread the news to BOYCOTT redwood cigarettes, so the police can take action and stop the farm from growing weed! I don’t smoke so I’m already doing my part o7

XOXOX ~~ mocha

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oh yeah! i forgot to post the pic of the food i had on the plane on my way to los santos, it was ok for airplane food...

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Haha had a pretty ok time today, i rode my pick around, i fell off and hurt my knees but there fine now. Here's a picture  i took because the sky was pretty! I’m working on a really great story right now it’s gonna be great XD