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i love the implication behind the blair witch project (1999) that someone found the filmstock that was the last earthly remnants of three college film students and thought you know what would really honor these people? if we edited this record of their madness and gruesome demise up real nice and sent it to film festivals

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As part of peace talks in 2025, Russia and Ukraine carried out two large-scale prisoner exchanges. However, Ukrainian civilians convicted in Russia on charges of “espionage” or “treason” are rarely included on the exchange lists, even as hundreds of people continue to go missing in Russian-occupied areas of Ukraine. Civilians are often taken away in handcuffs with bags over their heads, and months or even years later, their relatives learn that they had been held in secret prisons — or even underground pits — where they were beaten, tortured, and starved. Some detainees are suspected of sabotage, but more often they are simply regular civilians, many of them women, whose only “crime” was having a relative in the Ukrainian military. Three Ukrainian women who were abducted from their homes, subjected to torture, and convicted in Russia as alleged Ukrainian spies told their stories to The Insider.

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imagine someone reblogging your selfie with #omg you look so cute! #ugly tw #sorry i had to add that for an anon #i dont agree though #lies tw #sorry again

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Arugula is some crap they found on the ground for real

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Comedians in the '70s and cartoons in the '90s: weird how your kids can watch violence and murder on TV but the FCC wants us dead if we say the word nipple.

Internet users in 2025: you didn't warn me that there would be erotic themes in the game you just mentioned which is fucked up because I thought it was going to be a normal "morally struggle with killing people" game but now it's gone too far :-/

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Don’t tell men that they should be allowed to express their emotions and then shame them for talking about how misandry negatively impacts them.

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I'm Jewish and we have Oneg after services (light brunch foods, usually vegetarian, along with challah and Kiddush wine)

However, My sister worked at IHOP and Church rush was a thing so I want to know if the rest of you guys get food after sitting through services at your place of worship.

I would have added more religion options but there's only 12 options on Tumblr. And if you're wondering why I added the Jewish option when Judaism is a small religion, it's because I'm Jewish and I have a large Jewish following, but please if you aren't Jewish please reblog so this can venture outside my jewish circle.

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I got bitten badly? brushed against something? all over my right leg, mostly behind the knee. Like there’s at least twenty bites, bumps, whatever. Yesterday I smeared myself with Benadryl cream and it barely helped. Today I got a hydrocortisone cream and it’s working well enough. But I was in tears trying not to itch earlier.

Everything else is going great though so I guess I can’t complain too much.

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Here's some summer advice from a guy who worked in skincare:

-you need to wear sunscreen if youre going out in the sun. No ifs, ands, or buts about it. You don't need the expensive designer stuff but please just wear sun protection.

-you still need sunscreen if you are black or dark-skinned. Not only can you still sunburn, but direct UV light exposure also increases your risk of skin cancer, no matter how much melanin you have. There's tons of brands out there that are made for darker skin tones that don't leave that ashy finish behind, you just need to know the terms to look for. Look for the words "tinted, matte, mattifying," and shea butter-based sunscreens. There's also lots of brands that are formulated with your skin tone in mind. I don't have any to recommend unfortunately because I don't have experience needing that, but I know they are out there.

-if youre very hairy and cream sunscreens get caught in your body hair and glob up, get a spray sunscreen instead. It'll get in all the nooks and crannies instead of getting caught in your hair. Spray sunscreens are also good for those who have troubles with the effort and time it takes to put on sunscreen. Just make sure you spray it in a well ventilated area or, better yet, under cover outside, like on a porch or balcony.

-dont believe the fearmongering about chemical sunscreens. They're much more reliably protective than mineral sunscreens are. Thats because theyre chemically formulated in lab settings to be consistently protective and keep on shelves for long periods of time, while mineral sunscreens have a bad habit of ingredient separation and uneven formula mixes. Really, unless youre swimming directly in the great barrier reef or you have a specific skin condition or allergy to the ingredients in chemical sunscreens (the only customer i actually recommended our mineral sunscreen to over our chemical one was a regular who had skin cancer), you don't need a mineral sunscreen. Your wallet will also suffer less.

-you might have to double cleanse in the shower to get all sunscreen residue off your skin. Thats a good thing actually, it means your sunscreen is really good at barrier protection, but its also annoying. The way to do this without drying out your skin too much is by doing one quick cleanse of your skin with about half the soap you's typically use just to loosen up that residue and dirt, and then another deep, proper clean like you usually would that will get it all off. While leftover residue isn't really a health risk at all, it can clog your pores over time and cause uncomfortable acne breakouts, as well as trap dust and dirt under all the gunk. It can also get on your bedsheets.

-if you double cleanse, I recommend moisturizing after because it does dry you out a bit. You don't need a big fancy designer moisturizer either, just go to the drug store and get their basic pump bottle of body lotion, and separate facial moisturizer (the separation matters, the skin on your face is a lot more thin and delicate than the skin on your body). The main thing you want to look for with any product is that you arent allergic or sensitive to the active ingredients and avoid anything that uses alcohol as a binding ingredient.

-hats, hats, hats!! They keep the sun out of your eyes and your face!! You cant put sunscreen on your eyeballs!! Wear hats!!

-go have fun!! You can have your beach days and sun fun without cancer risks!!

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Gentrification has morphed to this lowest denominator to include things like fixing the street, and renovating parks, and adding bike lanes, and building new buildings to replace empty lots. (which are all good things)

Like the key factor in actual gentrification was that municipal government reduced or cut off services to sections of the city, and let those areas rot, which lowered property value and forced people to move out to better areas, and left the poorest and disadvantage to live in subpar conditions.

Like that's the heart of gentrification. People forget about that.

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bad guy: *lowering me into a pit of piranhas*

me: just so you know that pool is not big enough for them at all and they also don't have any foliage to hide within in order to feel safe and by the way you obviously haven't been feeding them enough if they're ready to rend the flesh from my bone, the water looks scummy, and your pulley system looks extremely unsafe and none of your goons are wearing PPE despite the jagged spikes and open leaky pipes and-

bad guy: *frantically lowering the crank faster* please just die

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I was thinking ‘man, I wish there were an app like yuka but without the scientific illiteracy’. But 30% of a food’s score is for “presence of additives” while ten percent is for whether it’s organic & I do not support organic farming, either. So like. Sometimes things are just not for you.

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i don’t get horror movies, why doesn’t the protagonist just act in a way which will prevent a story from being told or piece of entertaining media made

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me double checking that the ask i’m sending isn’t going to contain my ip address and a photo of my own ass that i never took

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leftists are now wholesale promoting that AIPAC and israel were affiliated with epstein somehow and have a vested interest in keeping his client list hidden. how do they not hear themselves

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These people are fucking freaks, Jesus Christ. Imagine pulling this crap on some random girl's post. All she did was make a food poll 😭